Top Ten names/mottos for new NRA TV station?

[pinto]

here's a start from another thread ("NRA may buy TV station" in LBN):

Must bleed TV

News You Can Uzi

All gunz, all the time...Keeping America paranoid

[Hep]

1. You can have my remote when you pry it from my cold dead hands

n/t

[louis-t]

3. Awww, I was trying to

come up with a 'cold dead hands' one.

[Hep]

5. Muahahaha

;)

[louis-t]

2. Living behind barbed wire..

armed to the teeth, and shooting anything that moves.

[Elidor]

4. WNRA - Wing Nut Racist Assholes

Death TV
Homicide - The Channel

[pinto]

10. geez, I like Homicide, the Channel......

[Elidor]

11. And just think of all the fun specials they could air:

Happiness is a Warm Gun: From teaching your kids how to clean your assault rifles to gunning down suspicious people at your door, guns are great fun for the whole family! Celebrity guest hosts include the Gropenator, Chuck Heston and Gee! Gordon Liddy!

I Fought the Law & the Law Won: Lessons from Ruby Ridge and Waco - we'll take an in-depth look at common raid scenarios and the tactics used by federal law-enforcement personnel when storming a secured compound! Learn which guns are most effective at taking down ATF and FBI agents!

Death to Bambi: Afraid your kids are too weak and girly to kill? We'll show them how common vermin like deer and rabbits are destructive, and put here by God for us to kill. The only effective means of wildlife management is to shoot it in the head!

[Bronco69]

6. WNRA...

Stay out of the Crossfire!

[MrBenchley]

7. We reload, you die

It's not sanity, it's the NRA!

Animals with bullet holes Planet...

[Simeon Salus]

8. Shoot Your Mouth Off Television (SYMOTV)

or

Accidental Shooting Channel

or

Death By 2nd Amendment Network

[Terwilliger]

9. Guns: The Other White Meat

Remember kids!! Don't forget to take your extra AMMO in your lunchbox. Whether you're initating a Columbine event or defending against it, you'll be BEST SERVED by having some Bullet-O bullets with you at all times! (firearm posession in school not recommended)

[Fescue4u]

12. "the civil right channel"

You know, the ones that crazys want to cancel.

[Terwilliger]

13. ahhhhhaahahahahahahahaah

oh man please

I'll tell you what...if the NRA starts a channel that's concerned about all rights, then I'll care.

[Fescue4u]

15. The bill of rights is about...

guess what?...civil rights.

You know, freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, right to bear arms.

Funny how the fascist like to pick and choose their rights.

[Fescue4u]

16. dup

deleted.

[MrBenchley]

20. Too too funny...

Ted Nugent as civil rights crusader...

Boy, there's no argument too absurd or dishonest for the rKBA crowd...

[Catshrink]

14. You choke 'em, we smoke 'em.

[kckc]

17. I can't decide...

Ready, Fire, Aim!

or

Shoot first, ask questions later.

[Scott Lee]

18. Must Die TV

I can hear the jingle and everything....

[Cleita]

19. You hang em, we bang um.

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