ZombieNixon
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:37 PM
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Almost 20. What are my chances of finding a decent girl |
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who isn't a self-centered, psychotic conniving brat?
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(Note: this is merely intentional flamebait, I really don't want serious answers to this question. Don't hate me. :P :hide:)
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:39 PM
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1. The chance I have of marrying a Czech model |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:40 PM
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:41 PM
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:42 PM
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My mammary glands highly dislike me...or else they'd work! :grr: Oh, wait...:yoiks:
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:41 PM
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4. Then why are you talking to me? |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:42 PM
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6. because i have nothing better to do |
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Edited on Mon Apr-10-06 08:43 PM by Ava
seeing as how the only guys i date are republican jerks. :P
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:44 PM
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Edited on Mon Apr-10-06 08:44 PM by ZombieNixon
It's because you're a self-centered, psychotic, conniving brat who delights in screwing with guys' minds. Now go bother Kleeb, I'm bored already. :P
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:45 PM
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8. I wouldnt mind being bothered seeing as I have no homework tonight |
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her date sounds like a prick, I mean maybe if you're 12 you see She's The Man, hell I would have seen V for Vendetta just to gaze at Natalie Portman.
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:47 PM
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11. I liked it a whole lot. |
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But Natalie Portman without hair made me sad. :( Girls need hair. It's good for...lots of things. :evilgrin: :hide:
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:48 PM
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15. That would have made me sad too |
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I saw the pictures of her bald though she's still gorgeous.
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:49 PM
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17. hey, i'm not a lesbian but natalie portman is gorgeous! |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:51 PM
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I have to say if I ever saw her my eye contact problem would immediately disappear.
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:51 PM
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20. She's hot no matter what, but bald chicks do nothing for me. |
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Less so, since my RA posted pictures of the America's Next Top Model contestants by the elevators. For each one, there's a picture of her bald, which creeps me out. Every time I go by there, it's like "Don't look at the bald chicks, don't look at the bald chicks..." x(
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:53 PM
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:58 PM
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31. I liked the way Natalie Portman looked with |
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:03 PM
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37. I think 99.9% agree with that sentiment |
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including Natalie herself.
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:48 PM
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13. i've already seen V for Vendetta |
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but my friends haven't, and she's the man is a stupid teen chick-flick.
UGH! :grr:
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:49 PM
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where the girl gets trapped in the guys body? Lemme tell you thats something no self respecting girl would want to do.
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:50 PM
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18. she doesn't get trapped in his body, she pretends to be a guy to play |
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soccer.
god, don't make me relieve the memory of the movie!
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:51 PM
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21. That sounds fucking lame |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:54 PM
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26. that's because it is! |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:46 PM
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10. you've hurt my feeling |
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maybe you can't find a girl because your a self centered, mean, terrorist, baby killer!
you damn liberal!
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:47 PM
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12. What? Are you channelling your date? |
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Tell him I'll herk his shit up! :grr:
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:48 PM
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:45 PM
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9. i'd say nearly 100 percent |
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since you didn't time limit your search, and you are young, then i think it is almost certain that at some point in your life you will find a decent girl who isn't a self-centered psychotic conniving brat
that's a pretty easy "screen," dude
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:52 PM
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22. I suspect you're more interested in an indecent girl. |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:53 PM
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25. What kind of indeceny are we talking about here? |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:55 PM
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28. Would you date a chick who'd herk on the first date? |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:57 PM
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30. In all honesty, it depends. |
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If after the date, I decide she's the kind of chick I'd want to herk, then absolutely. If she wants to herk, but she's a self-centered, psychotic, conniving brat, then she can go herk herself. :shrug:
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:52 PM
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:hi:
Girls are nothing but trouble, don't you know that already? :) :popcorn:
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:54 PM
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:56 PM
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29. maybe you should become gay |
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since you have a problem finding chicks
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:58 PM
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32. I thought about that...decided I couldn't pull it off convincingly. |
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That and the whole thing about sexual orientation not being a choice.
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:59 PM
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33. maybe you should become a priest then |
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:01 PM
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And organized religion can go herk itself, IMHO.
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:02 PM
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35. well i don't have an answer for you then |
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:02 PM
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:04 PM
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because you are going to die as a lonely old man! :P
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:06 PM
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39. Pshaw! Better than being suckered into a date with a Republican. |
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:09 PM
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he was cute though.
why do all cute guys turn out to be jerks? :shrug:
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:11 PM
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But most who you'd just spontaneously date do. :shrug:
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:14 PM
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43. I don't "spontaneously" date guys |
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this guy has been trying to get me to go out with him for awhile now. matt said i should give him a chance, so i did.
JACKASS! :grr:
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:14 PM
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42. I don't think that's why he's a jerk. |
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You said he was a Republican. Doesn't that kind of explain it?
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:15 PM
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the only guy i've ever dated for more than two weeks was from another country, and he had to go back after the summer was over. :(
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Mon Apr-10-06 09:20 PM
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45. I almost went on a date with a German foreign exchange student |
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but she decided not to, for some reason.
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Mon Apr-10-06 10:11 PM
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47. this guy was from britain |
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we dated all summer, until he had to go back. he is coming back this summer though to see his aunt and uncle and then we are going to hang out.
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