You must be THIS TALL to CAPTION

[underpants]

[PunkinPi]

1. And this is how high I intend to pile the bullshit.

[liberalpress]

2. ..and the, when your gets fully extend like this...

.. you will adress me as "Der Fuhrer"

[underpants]

3. To give everyone a chance we must make the pie this high

Way to go f**k-o

[ForrestGump]

4. And then I come in from above, closing on his MiG

and ole Goose, ridin' in back, says to me......

[skip fox]

5. "So when the first one crashed into the World Trade Tower, I said

to myself, 'Must be one lousy pilot,' cause on the first day of flight
school they told us not to fly into tall buildings or mountains or trees
and powerlines and stuff. Then when the second one hit, I was SURE
thay didn't go to MY flight school. Figured all that out by myself. Right
away, too."

[SoCalDem]

6. and this tall to puke

[underpants]

7. And it was like real cool 'cause the plane was going zszszszzsszsz

and Karl said I should get in my seat 'cause we were about to land and so I did, I like the landing part it reminds me of when I rode in that littler airplane and landed on that boat....did you guys see that it was real cool and I got to act like someone who had served his country in a plane 'n' all....................pilots they are called I think.....anyway we landed and then I came here to talk to you folks.

[BritishHuman]

10. He really does look like he's making a plane noise...

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWMMMMM....

[ForrestGump]

11. But his Airfix glue hasn't dried yet.....

[underpants]

8. Wazzup Brothers and Sisters?!?! Um says here..... Can I get some Dap?

[rock]

9. Here I come to save the day

[cosmicdot]

12. W: have ya'll forgotten about the WMDs yet?

[Pert_UK]

13. Unfortunately for George, one of his masters pulled the string too high...

:evilgrin:

Mmmmmm......satire.............

P.