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Wed Apr-12-06 09:19 PM
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Does anyone know of sentences/phrases that sound dirty but aren't? |
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Such as: Do you swallow? Do you shave?
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Wed Apr-12-06 09:19 PM
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1. "Oh, you can just herk me off right now." |
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Wed Apr-12-06 09:21 PM
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2. I masticated this evening. |
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Wed Apr-12-06 09:23 PM
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:00 PM
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8. I can matriculate longer than you can! |
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Wed Apr-12-06 09:22 PM
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3. Her uvula dangled precariously in the back of her throat. |
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:00 PM
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:01 PM
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9. Wednesday is hump day!! |
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:02 PM
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10. Granddad gave Grandmother a pearl necklace. |
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Aunt Betty gets a facial every Friday.
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:49 PM
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51. I loved living in New Orleans--all the streets were named after people |
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which lent itself to phrases like, "Go down on Martin Luther King and then get off on General Pershing." It's like gay porn starring historical figures!
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Wed Apr-12-06 10:02 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:42 AM
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Wed Apr-12-06 11:11 PM
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12. like the dirtiest line in television - "Ward |
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you were a little bit hard on the Beaver last night."
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:22 AM
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14. "trip the spam filter" |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:29 AM
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15. "I just boned a chicken." |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:31 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:39 AM
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17. wanna come see what's in my box... |
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:11 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:42 AM
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18. Stay out of my drawers. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:14 AM
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26. Look at that cock.............. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:44 AM
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19. I want a pearl necklace |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 01:47 AM by wildhorses
please....
see that it is already posted as the grandfather gave the grandmother ...think I will leave it anyway
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:45 AM
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20. why don't you come upstairs and see me sometime? |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:45 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:09 AM
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22. That's fine. I saw yours first anyway. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:14 AM
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25. "Rode hard, and put away wet." |
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I mean COME ON! That's pretty bad.
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:15 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:21 AM
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29. It's actually a leap to think of it as NOT obscene. |
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I remember one of my teachers said that to me after a particularly rigorous recess - I was ten. I came home crying to my Mom, because I thought the teacher was accusing me of having sex. My mom had to sit me down to explain the colloquialism.
It was a scene.
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:24 AM
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I've always thought of it in a sexual nature.
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:19 AM
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28. Especially surrounded by pix of Kerry |
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:27 AM
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You've caused my "C.B." to engorge.
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:29 AM
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32. If I laugh so hard I have an asthma attack and die |
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it's your fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:35 AM
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So telling you about how I have sewn a break-away patch into the front of all my pajamas in case of engorgement might upset you, then?
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:36 AM
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35. I better pre-emptively call the ambulance... |
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You NASTY girl!!!! :rofl:
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:39 AM
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37. I hope it doesn't rupture. |
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It's a small bit, but the shrapnel is deadly.
How do you think Kerry got those three purple hearts, and that one distinguished "Purple Sword"?
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:49 AM
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You going to bring your senatorial scabbard?
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:51 AM
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I am definitely going. I have all the arrangements made!
It is going to RAWK.
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:37 AM
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I started a "politicians I'd make the beast with two backs with" thread.
Go post the shirtless Dean picture, and objectify him.
Or maybe the one of the two of you and your lurid, impassioned gaze.
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:29 AM
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33. No. No-one does. *puts fingers in ears* |
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Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala not listening.
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:40 AM
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38. Basketball Announcer: Oh Lebron just gave Kobe a facial!!!!! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 05:15 AM
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41. The thief "absconded with the family jewels" |
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:14 PM
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42. Not the family jewels. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:19 PM
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I was helping my girlfriend move, when my brother phoned me. When he asked me what I was doing, I said, "I'm packing her box". He was quiet for a few seconds....and then I had to explain that I was literally helping her pack a box of stuff.
BAAADDD
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:29 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:23 PM
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44. I was caught in the rain and my pussy got soaking wet. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:30 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:02 PM
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47. Some day my prince will come.......N/T |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:46 PM
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50. I'm having a box lunch at the Y. |
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