Bush want to go the moon.

[citizen snips]

I heard that Bush want to go the moon not only go to moon but also wants to create a moon base and send a man to Mars. Maybe it is because China wants to send another man to the moon and Bush wants complete control of space. Of course this will spark a new space race. I dont see how we can go the moon with the economic recession Bush led us in,

[Dead_Parrot]

1. Oddly enough...

I want Bush to go to the moon as well. does that make me a repuke? ;-)

[fairfaxvadem]

2. go to the moon and do what???

I'd seen/heard this too and for the life of me, why? I'd prefer something a little more ambitious frankly. I like the space program and I'm sorry we haven't done more. The mars landings were cool though with the little rover thing.

But this isn't for real. This is just something for him to say-the repugs aren't in to space exploration. Bush could give a rat's ass about the space program. Why bring it up now?

[pistoff democrat]

3. We can scrape the money together

if the man sent to Mars is Bush :evilgrin:

[Doc_Technical]

4. Master Race

Venn der Fuhrer sez,"Ve own der world und space"
Ve heil, heil, right in der Ferher's face.

Spike Jones.

[dogman]

5. Bush Lightyear

I see him playing dressup again, running around the WH in a costume yelling out, with fist in the air, "TO INSANITY AND BEYOND!".

[CalebHayes]

6. Send him to the Moon and leave him there!!!

[name not needed]

7. he could use a visit back home.

[scottcsmith]

8. The greys

Just imagine the following scenario: it's the near future, and Bush is delivering his State of the Union Address:

"British intelligence reports 'The Greys,' the alien beings currently occupying the Moon, have attempted to purchase the nation of Niger in an attempt to build the world's largest aluminum tube. We believe that the aliens, in violation of international law, have conducted illegal medical experiments on human beings. Our intelligence indicates the aliens have developed a process to take the raw material collected via anal probes and transform it into uranium. The Greys could then produce a nuclear weapon with enough power to destroy the planet. And without a planet, those who somehow survive the firery destruction of the earth, will be left to drift in the cold vacuum of space, where they will most certainly, at some point, die. They could not scream for help because of the lack of oxygen, which would make screaming difficult. And even if they are successful in screaming for help -- and I plan on giving every man, woman and child in the United States a portable bullhorn -- the odds of someone being around to hear the scream -- like Superman -- is next to zero. We cannot wait for Superman. He's off in that place he goes to. We have to save ourselves.

Although we do not understand the language of the Greys, they, I believe in a sinister fashion, have learned to speak the language of the world, English. We have intercepted a transmission from the Greys. The world needs to hear what they are intending to do. Can someone roll that tape?'
(Cheney holds up a portable tape recorder to a microphone):
"...we....enough...all...(garbled)...dutch ovens."
'My fellow Americans, the Greys are a threat to us all. To the leader of the aliens, I say this: either dismantle your aluminum tube or leave the moon. If you do not comply, we will use the formerly top-secret 'Star Wars' weapon to destroy the moon. Our scientists tell me that, while the absence of the moon may cause minor problems, the threat of the aliens is a much bigger concern. I'd rather live in a world without a moon than a world with a moon that was home to a race of hostile alien beings. Thank you."