why aren't they called the Federal Investigative Bureau?

[Deja Q]

The initials speak for themselves. :blush: Never mind the more intellectual slant the name takes. It's easier to say "investigations" rather than "investigative". :rofl:

[texas1928]

1. Then their initials would be FIB

[rustydog]

2. "Come and get me you lousy FIBBERS!" doesn't cut it

[jukes]

3. 'cause J. Edgar

was a X-dressing wanker. IN the closet, o/c. he persecuted legitimate gays.