Please Vicodin, start working...

[KitchenWitch]

My back is screaming at me.

[Random_Australian]

1. Just teach your back to sing! Repeat after me, back: "Freude

schöner Götterfunken tochter aus Elysium"

[KitchenWitch]

2. OH man!

The Nightmare gets worse!

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

4. Here's my new über-smilie to keep you going:

         :bounce::bounce:                      :bounce::bounce:
    :bounce::party::bounce:                :bounce::party::bounce:



                                 :bounce:
                            :bounce:  :bounce:



    :bounce::bounce:                                 :bounce::bounce:
          :bounce::bounce:                        :bounce::bounce:
              :bounce::bounce:  :bounce:  :bounce::bounce::bounce:
                    :bounce:  :bounce:  :bounce::bounce:


It is supposed to look like a smiling face.... does it?

[KitchenWitch]

5. I love it!

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

7. Thankyou. By the way,

your back is hurting. Just in case you hadn't noticed.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Thanks for the reminder!

x(

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

9. Also, in other breaking news, George Bush is a

24 slice capacity industrial toaster. Also, Dick Cheney is a new Department of Defense LawyerBuster Bomb.
There is another thing I bet you've forgotten:

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily breifing. He concluded by saying "Whassup, bushdog my homie, we're gonna have the Australian Broadcasting Corporation make new episodes of the Bananas in Pyjamas"

And Bush said "huh" and then a meteor fell on them all. Then people did some stuff. Then they did other stuff.

They find the President, stunned but O.K., everyone nervously looks on... he's crying!
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Did you read the middle of the joke?;)

[KitchenWitch]

10. The Vicodin has taken hold and nothing makes sense anymore!

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

11. Honey, that joke making no sense has nothing to do with the Vicodin

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

13. Well, my name is Random_Australian, and I intend to live up to it!

Did you hear the paper this morning? Apparently George Bush was lurking on this forum. It converted him and all his staff to Islam. He intends to make the announcement today.

Can you just imagine the head-poppingfest that would occur if that were to happen?

[NMMNG]

16. Oooooh, fundie/freeper heads exploding across the nation

I'd pay to see that!

[Random_Australian]

22. Those heads had brains, and no enourmous phallic objects attached to them!

Accuracy, my dear.... is just as alien as martians to the fundies.
Rock on, brother! (Could I have picked a more inappropriate thing to put after 'rock on'... yes... but still)

Freude schöner Götterfunken tochter aus Elysium

Fate: A tyrants authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.

[KitchenWitch]

24. um, Buffy is a woman!

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

26. I know! That was why it was an inappropriate (this subject line looks

so suspicious) thing to say!

And um, er, HEY LOOK AN INCREDIBLY HANDSOME FRENCHMAN JUST WALKED IN! TAKE A LOOK!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5042093&mesg_id=5042264
;)

[Sugar Smack]

14. I can't believe how sweet you are!!

:applause: :loveya:

[Random_Australian]

17. Who,me? Why thankyou!

Edit: no really, me? You didn't reply to me accidentaly did you?

[Sugar Smack]

21. No, I didn't. Your efforts to distract, amuse and love

are the sweetest thing. Plus, you're adorable. :D :pals: :yourock:

[Random_Australian]

23. Thankyou. I'll send a big heart your way....

       :loveya::loveya:       :loveya::loveya:
:loveya:              :loveya:              :loveya:
  :loveya:                              :loveya:
       :loveya:                     :loveya:
             :loveya:          :loveya:
                  :loveya::loveya:
                     :loveya:

(People are often in pain here, physical, emotional, mental... what do you think a good 'comfort/hugs' über-smilie would be? Something built out of hugs.... throw me some suggestions, would you?)

I'm off to continue the distraction.......

[Sugar Smack]

27. Aaaaw!

:hug: :hug:
:hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug:
:hug:

[Sugar Smack]

28. oops.

:blush:

[Random_Australian]

29. What was the edit?

Any suggestions?

[Sugar Smack]

30. I tried to make a heart for KitchenWitch.

And I messed up.:silly:

[Random_Australian]

31. Did you use smilies and spaces? That's the most common error

[texanwitch]

3. So sorry KitchenWitch that you are in pain.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

Last year I had a broken foot, Vicodin worked very well.

[KitchenWitch]

6. Thank you!

Yes, when it kicks in, I am likely still in pain, but who cares!

:hug:

[billyskank]

12. I'm sorry KW

:hug: (A gentle hug, so as not to hurt your back). :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

18. billy! you are the best!

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

15. Hey, lovely! Please feel better!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

19. aw, thanks!

Say, are you coming to visit nnns up here anytime soon? I would love to meet you!

[Sugar Smack]

20. Oh, you BETCHA!!!!

This summer, and it may be for a week! I really want to meet you. Dan & I have been talking a lot about Paul Wellstone recently, too. I could see all of us having the never-ending conversation.

[Random_Australian]

25. Hi there! I am a Random_Frenchman! Je suis French!

I am not Random_Australian! Why do you think I---- *ahem* qúé fáíré vóús çróíré jé--- this outrágéóús
áççént? ahaw, bellie-buttön!

huh? Parley what? Oh! Parlez vous francais... do you.. do you speak... Oh! Of course I (how-you-say) errr... 'do'.

Ciao! Oh wait that's Italian! Sh*t! x(

err... you didn't hear that last part, did you KitchenWitch? I AM some random french guy....
Really. ;) :) don't you trust me?

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Awww, sorry you're not feeling well.

But here are the Dancin' Get Well Smilies to entertain you until the Vikkers kick in.






:7

[NMDemDist2]

33. careful there KW

and hope you are feeling lots better soon!

:hug: