davsand
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Thu Apr-20-06 01:28 PM
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Finally, the one Living Will that makes sense! |
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Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 01:29 PM by davsand
I, _____ _____________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of posturing politicians, religious nuts, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills or protecting their butts from malpractice suits.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita ______a Beer ______a Steak ______Lobster, shrimp, or cat fish ______The remote control, ______Chocolate ______Sex in some form ______Mexican Food of any type,
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and go get a beer.
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XemaSab
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Thu Apr-20-06 01:36 PM
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Either Thai or Indian...
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Thu Apr-20-06 01:38 PM
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2. By that will, I'm already dead. |
davsand
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Thu Apr-20-06 01:41 PM
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3. Is that a glass of beer in your sig line? |
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I'm just saying...
:)
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Thu Apr-20-06 01:43 PM
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4. If I already have a beer, I'm not asking for one, am I? |
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"I fail to ask for at least one...beer"
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