GirlinContempt
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Sat Apr-22-06 08:42 PM
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I have nothing legitimate to say |
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but I still crave all of your attention. Ask me anything!
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Sat Apr-22-06 08:43 PM
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1. How many Psychology Textbooks does it take to change a light |
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Sat Apr-22-06 08:46 PM
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Edited on Sat Apr-22-06 08:46 PM by GirlinContempt
One to change it, one to contradict it, and the other to analyze the second for antisocial behaviour
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Sat Apr-22-06 08:49 PM
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4. I you were told that the world was to end in 6,000,000,000 years, |
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how many deep fried aardvark would you not eat if you had to write the number in Babylonian cuneiform on Wednesdays?
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Sat Apr-22-06 08:56 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 08:59 PM
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7. On who's show may you find The Ministry Of Silly Walks? |
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(There is a real answer to this one)
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:03 PM
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10. Monty Pythons Flying Circus |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:06 PM
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16. I used to have every episode of that. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:09 PM
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19. Cool. Anyway, if you were to take a small |
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female off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden who barely spoke english and who new her way moderately well and gave her the incorrect directions in Dutch, would she be a coffee-drinker?
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:15 PM
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21. Yes, but only dark roast |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:16 PM
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23. And why would that be? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:19 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:34 PM
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44. Ah yes, but was my defense of you (downthread) |
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as an attention serial monogamist valid?
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:09 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:16 PM
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Edited on Sat Apr-22-06 09:16 PM by Random_Australian
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Sat Apr-22-06 08:48 PM
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3. Illegitimate things are fun too. I'm all ears. -nt |
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Sat Apr-22-06 08:56 PM
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5. THAT IS NOT A QUESTION |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:00 PM
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8. Does this mean that this thread that you started is illegitimate? |
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And if so, how many posts do I have to make before I can start illegitimate threads?
And, do I have to pay support for those illegitimate threads that I start, even if I don't claim them?
Crap, I'm going to be up all night now.
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:04 PM
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11. "Does this mean that this thread that you started is illegitimate?" |
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In the eyes of the law, yes.
"And if so, how many posts do I have to make before I can start illegitimate threads?" 278
"And, do I have to pay support for those illegitimate threads that I start, even if I don't claim them?" Yes.
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:00 PM
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9. Why do I have a cramp in my side? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:04 PM
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13. Because you're straightedge |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:05 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:17 PM
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26. It would also explain why you go to shows |
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to beat the shit out of smokers.
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:18 PM
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27. And why I take myself far too seriously. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:22 PM
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36. And you've still got to kick my ass for breaking edge. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:25 PM
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39. Oh yeah, forgot about that... |
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Though it only lasted, what, 10-15 minutes?
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:31 PM
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43. Actually, I lasted a couple of days. |
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But I was high when I got the idea.
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:04 PM
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12. why do you crave our attention? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:05 PM
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15. Thats one question I just can't answer. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:06 PM
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17. ok then, what did you do today? n/t |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:07 PM
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18. Played video games, talked on the phone, coded, ate some food |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:09 PM
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20. what is your favorite color? n/t |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:15 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:21 PM
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33. what's your favorite food? n/t |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:21 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:22 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:09 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:17 PM
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25. Why are you an attention whore? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:18 PM
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28. She's just an attention serial monogamist. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:19 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:20 PM
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31. Because you made me this way |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:20 PM
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32. So it's all my fault. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:21 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:26 PM
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And it's not my fault.
:hi:
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:24 PM
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38. What makes you think we do? |
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Have something legit to say, that is. :D
Hi, GIC. How's your night going?
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:10 PM
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;)
My nights goin ok, yours?
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:26 PM
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41. so...you're illegitimate? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:10 PM
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50. Just the things I have to say |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:27 PM
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42. Velociraptors, triceratops, or stegosaurs? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:10 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:37 PM
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45. Has a TV commercial ever made you weep? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:10 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:53 PM
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46. Capital, it fails us now |
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Comrades, let us seize the time.
(One day old and I'm livin' on credit.)
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:11 PM
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but that isn't a question.
To the gulags with you.
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:13 PM
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54. Define legitimate in the DU Lounge. |
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Or provide a synonym,,, yOU KNOW, something "engishy"...
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Sat Apr-22-06 11:23 PM
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Threads pertaining to cats, kittens, otherwise small and possibly cute and or adorable creatures, bad jokes, 'clever' sex threads, polls about movies no one cares about, polls about bands no one SHOULD care about, OMG LOOK HOW CUTE I AM pic threads, threads with nothing but smilies, requests for medical advice, 'witty' puns and plays on words mocking celebrity x/y/z.
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:14 PM
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55. I don't either, but I thought I'd post anyway. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 11:23 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 11:24 PM
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58. Why am I not motivated to write my term paper? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 11:25 PM
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59. Because you're probably an arts student? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 11:27 PM
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History major, does that count? :shrug:
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Sat Apr-22-06 11:28 PM
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