Variation on CornField's theme: weird names you gave to things as a child?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

My Mom often made us fried sliced chorizo, which I called "etcetera etcetera". I don't remember coming up with that name, but I suppose at some time she made various foods and said "well, we have X, Y, Z, etc etc." and fried sliced chorizo was one of those "etc etc." I was 2 or 3.

[Blue_Tires]

1. i had a dog i called 'the big noser'

on account of her big black nose (it was a strong contrast against her white face)

her real name, which i always hated, was 'muffin'