William769
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:25 PM
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Edited on Sun Apr-23-06 02:27 PM by William769
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine, That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip, On our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever. Dear Penis, I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney, While yer shavin', Shave my balls.
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I just heard this song from Rodney Carrington & thought I would share the lyrics in the lounge.
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funny lament to male aging
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:36 PM
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7. OK, I'll bite, what the hell is IBTL? |
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:37 PM
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Which doesn't seem to have happened yet. :shrug:
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:40 PM
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Why would this get locked?
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:41 PM
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11. For being a sex thread. |
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But the definition of sex thread is a vague and ephemeral thing. :shrug:
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:37 PM
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9. In Before The Lock n/t |
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Sun Apr-23-06 05:37 PM
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17. Excuse me. But saying "I'll bite" anywhere near a penis might scare the ~ |
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:11 PM
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13. There was an old man from Stamboul |
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who soliloquized thus to his tool: "You took all my wealth and you ruined my health and now you won't pee, you old fool!"
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:29 PM
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14. Oh my God, you used the word PENIS! |
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:31 PM
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15. You used the word PENIS too! |
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So did I, just now!!! :wow:
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:32 PM
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:wo—wait, no, I didn't. x(
Penis.
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There we go. :P
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