Bob Hope Wakes Up In Heaven, Jesus Not Amused

[Chuckup]

Bob Hope takes center stage in Heaven, the one-liner King cracks up the full house, Jesus not amused. Don Rickles can only prey on an audience like this.

"Wow, what an audience, everyone from earth raise your hands."

"The last time I seen this many raised hands George Burns was robbing the cradle!'

"I don't know where in hell I am, but I'm happy to be here!"

"This is the kind of audience any comedian would die for".

"Hey, who let Uday and Qusay in?"

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