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Tue Apr-25-06 03:55 PM
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? |
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Polaroids.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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Tue Apr-25-06 04:14 PM
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texas1928
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Tue Apr-25-06 04:15 PM
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2. Thank you... Thank you... I will be here all week... |
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Don't forget to tip your wait staff.
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Tue Apr-25-06 04:22 PM
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3. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup...? |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:25 PM
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8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? |
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Tue Apr-25-06 04:32 PM
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4. What kind of horse is on the Kentucky state quarter? |
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A quarter horse. :hide:
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:24 PM
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7. What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop-clop-clop? |
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An amish drive-by shooting.
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Wed Apr-26-06 11:57 AM
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:10 PM
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5. dang, I thought it was |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:24 PM
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6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? |
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