Sauron to endorse Bush

[ikojo]

This should come as no surprise.....

[Township75]

1. Too F'en Funny!

!

[Blade]

2. lmao...

[ikojo]

7. Welcome to DU Blade!!!

:toast:

:bounce:


:bounce:

[Blade]

15. thanks, ikojo...

but I'm not new. I had to get a different sn (long story).

Thanks anyway! :bounce: :toast:

[Lizz612]

12. I have that button on my bag!

No one in Maryland knows what DFL stands for, someone asked me if it was a band! :crazy:

[Blade]

14. lmao!

Too funny.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. What will Morgoth say?

He's already gone with Pat Buchanan.

[kodi]

4. we've yet to hear from any balrog though

.

[boneygrey]

5. The Balrogs

are all members of RNC

[sexybomber]

9. Actually, that's not entirely accurate

Some of them are actually members of the Center for Family Values or whatever that conservative/fundie group is that's pushing the marriage amendment.

[mike6640]

6. Yahoo News 10 minutes ago

It was announced today that President Bush has picked up a key endorsement from the UhrukHai union and snot monster alliance in support for his upcoming 2004 election campaign.

[goobergunch]

11. Saruman's pro-Bush, too? (n/t)

[ikojo]

13. Sarumon is actually Karl Rove's

mentor and teacher. Once Sarumon realized that Gandalf was not going to align himself with Sauron he searched long and hard for another willing student. He found that student in the form of a Texan named Karl Rove.

Notice the white hand of Sauron the next time Rove is on television.

[Kellanved]

8. and Morgoth endorses Sauron

:hi:

[joeybee12]

10. I'd forgotten Bar's nickname--thanks for reminding me!