Why men need wives (Ooh, I'm gonna be in SO MUCH trouble)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

Disclaimer: Just a leetle joke, ladies, so please don't hurt me too much...

[Robeson]

1. Wives do give it up for us.....

...last year, my wife broke her ankle. She got a boot on it, and sat around for awhile, but finally got stir-crazy. I had to make a liquor store run, so she finally wanted to get out of the house, and went with me. When we got back home, she said she'd take the beer inside. Hobbling on one broken leg, she started to walk, tripped, fell, and severely sprained her other ankle. Thank God, she twirled those bottles of beer around, as she was falling, so that none of them broke.... ;-)

[reyd reid reed]

2. Heh

Better hope Your wife doesn't run across this. Got a pillow and blanket handy? The doghouse can still be chilly at this time of year...

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. Guess it's a good thing I'm a bachelor

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Oh YES.......

I'm going to pretend I'm Skittles!

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, BABY! :nuke:


OK, now that I've scared you.......I can tell you that I'm (mostly) just kidding!

:hug:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. I've met Skittles

She definitely scares me. :rofl:

[Skittles]

9. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

AFTER I FIGURE OUT WHICH INFRACTION COMES FIRST :D

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. So very sorry, Ma'am.

I'll try to do better in the future.

:cry:

[Haole Girl]

4. The woman is carrying the beer because

she's stronger! :)

[JVS]

5. Rock!

[Yollam]

8. It's good to have a rich fantasy life.

But all of us married men know that's exactly what this is.

YOu are much more likely to see a married man moving a huge dresser to the left of the window...no, a little more to the left - no, I think I liked it better back against the other wall. No, then it's impossible to open the baby's diaper cubby. Could you move it over in the corner just so I could see how it looks? There! See, it will be a perfect fit! Once you get the legs sawed off. That's not hard is it honey?

[mduffy31]

11. I DARE YOU

to post that over in GD and see how long it lasts, without the disclaimer and see the flamewar erupt.

:hide:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. I really think I'd prefer to live to see the sunrise.

Thanks for the suggestion, however. I'll take it under advisement.