Who should host the 2007 correspondent's dinner?

[stanwyck]

I'm thinking the Bushies will want Bo Derek. She'll probably say lots of nice things about Bush and won't know or understand any of the bad stuff. Plus, the Bushies are just thrilled to death to have a good-looking "Hollywood" woman (is she still making movies? TV?) think they're swell.
And for the rest of us? Maybe Bill Mahr, Chris Rock, or Robin Williams.

[underpants]

1. ME!

I already wrote my intro

(looking over at W) Well lookee lookee they stuffed a tux with horseshit

That's all I have so far. I think it will gather steam (hey STEAM that's funny) from there