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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 10:05 AM
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Poll question: Who died and made you God?!
Edited on Wed May-03-06 10:12 AM by Deep13
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 10:12 AM
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1. Other: God
I'm the replacement God. Just make the checks payable to God. That should suffice.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 10:15 AM
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2. No one - God resigned.
He got sick of hearing the fundies bitch and misuse his name.

Oh yeah, and by the way - we're going Old Testament on their asses now that I'm in charge. :evilgrin:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 10:17 AM
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3. It was more like I saw a vacuum and moved in...
Made myself comfortable.

Bought some nice furniture.
Set up some chaotic rules.

You know... Typical God like things.

(Shhh... The "Goddess" may be reading this. ;) She also abhors a vacuum.)
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 11:41 AM
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4. .
:kick:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 03:50 PM
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5. .
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 04:19 PM
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6. It was the ant. In revenge for the killing, she made me God.
It sucks.

People blame me for all kinds of shit that's their own fault.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 04:30 PM
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7. "Last I heard...
...He started worshipping me!" --Lord Flasheart
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