For jpgray: jpgray appreciation thread

[jpgray]

:loveya:

[jpgray]

1. Aw thanks

I love you as I love my own self

:loveya: :hug:

[terrya]

2. Should we leave the room?

:-)

[jpgray]

3. Leave the room, and leave some booze

[terrya]

4. Ok..

No problem. It might take some time to find some booze, but just for you.

[asthmaticeog]

5. I have a special friend.

He's jpgray and I love him and. . .he don't give me no shit and he don't fuck around and he's just the fucking coolest guy and I wanna say I love the jpgray.

I can't say it enough. I love jpgray and I think. . .he's the best thing and he's really great when he shares his love because he's got enough love for everybody. You know what I mean? I can't even see an asshat without thinkin' about him.

I just love the jpgray. I've only been into him for a couple of hours, but I'm *really* into him.

[jpgray]

6. Your reply is ironic, isn't it? An ironic "appreciation" post

Only a complete fuckwad would try such a thing. :cry:

[asthmaticeog]

15. Not ironic - orgiastic!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Lack of protein does that to one. -nt

[Zuni]

7. big ups to my main man! J to the P to the G-R-A-Y

:thumbsup:

[jpgray]

8. Ah, I'm your only "main" man

You have others on the side, no doubt. :cry:

[arwalden]

9. You're The Greatest Ever!!

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

10. Ya know what, jpgray?

:loveya:
that's what :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. He's an asshat.

And, I think, a FReeper troll.

[LaurenG]

12. This is about the cutest thing I've seen

and the funniest. Here's to you jpgray.:toast: :thumbsup: :hi: :loveya: :rofl: :patriot:

[BikeWriter]

13. I appreciate Jpgray because, uh...

:shrug:

[XNASA]

14. I would like to express my sincere appreciation for and to jpgray.

He is a true patriot, a mang among mung, a rebel without flaws. And I love him very deeply. VERY deeply. I mean, really, really, really deeply.

:loveya:

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Whatever.

:eyes:

[SOteric]

18. jpgray doesn't entirely suck.

:pals:

[khashka]

19. Vanity Whore!

Although I can't disagree, really.

Just a stroke to your immense vanity :).........

A lot of people told me "You don't know jpgray? Oh you have to!"

And I can't honestly say they were wrong. Here's to jpgray!

Khash :)

[SteppingRazor]

20. Jpgray is a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!

Jpgray had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."

"They found $60 in change in his stomach."

"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."

"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."

"Jpgray drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"

"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to JPgray talk in his sleep."

"He date raped David Bowie."

"He once inhaled a seagull."

"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."

"It was the sight of JPgray's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."

"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."

"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."