Grannie's bummed

[TallahasseeGrannie]

Anybody got a good dirty joke?

T-Grannie

[tjwmason]

1. Sorry - no dirty jokes here.

I'm just sitting enjoying some cantucini and vin santo watching the election results coming in.

What's bummed Grannie - because we'll get a posse together and duff anybody who caused your mood?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

4. Rough day at work

think I might have to report some bad bruises I saw on a kid's back..makes me feel like a nazi, but it's the law. I think some of it is chemical. I take mood meds and can get kind of flat. Time to tweak a bit. It's a balancing act.

I need to snap out of it because my son is being married in two weeks and I'm looking forward to that.

Thanks for the offer of duffing!

[tjwmason]

9. That sounds nasty - such is the life of a teacher I fear.

Congratulations on your son's impending marriage - that's great news worth celebrating. :toast:

[Xipe Totec]

2. A pig walks into a bar...

Sorry, I was bluffing. I got nothing...

:shrug:

[Deja Q]

3. Sorry, nope. The dirt showered. Wait, I do have a dirty joke...

The dirt showered together...

[TallahasseeGrannie]

5. highly erotic there, Toad

I also just lost $10 at a sit n' go tourney online.

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. Here's a Grannie Joke for ya!

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into
the house and asked, "Grandma what's it called when two people are
sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken back, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's
called sexual intercourse, sweetie."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with
the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds and
Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

[u4ic]

7. Not particularly dirty, but a fav of mine

4 Secrets to a Happy Marriage

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans, and helps care for the kids, and who makes money.

2. It is important to find a man who loves to spend money on you, and show you a good time.

3. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

4. It is important that these three men never meet.

[frankenforpres]

8. joke inserted

a father takes his son to the park. the boys looks at two dogs having sex. the son shouts "dad! dad! what are they doing???" the dad says "making puppies"....later that night the son walks in his parents bedroom and sees his parents having sex and then shouts "dad! dad! what are you doing?" the dad replies "making you a baby brother" the son says "Aw, flip her over dad, i want a puppy."

[TallahasseeGrannie]

10. LOLOLOLOLOL

That's wonderful. Great joke.

I remember when my husband and I told our daughter all about "it" and how babies were made. And she asked "you guys do this?" And we said, "uh...yeah. That's how you got here." And she shuddered, "Oh God..well, let me know next time so I can get out of the house!"