Robot Bartender

[riona]

A man enters a bar in Minersville and orders a drink. The bar has a
robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then
asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to
make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides
to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in
for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink
and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says real
slowly, "So............................. ya......gonna......vote........for.........Bush........ again?"

[intrepid_wanderer]

1. THAT's bad funny n/t