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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:17 AM
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Poll question: How often do you breathe?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:19 AM
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1. No "trof is a dingbat" option?
Oh wait, that's Robb's schtick...:crazy:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:22 AM
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2. In spite of Blitzer's standard disclaimer,
Edited on Tue Dec-09-03 11:22 AM by trof
I believe the even spread in responses indicates that this IS, in fact, a "scientific" poll.
;-)
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:24 AM
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3. Is that why I'm turning blue?
Damn. Forgot again. It's that damn liberal media!

(jk).
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:25 AM
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4. It's a medical and scientific fact
that, for optimum overall good health, the number of inhales should equal the number of exhales.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:29 AM
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6. sometimes I forget I am doing it
Do I need a 12 step program? Am I addicted to it?
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:42 AM
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8. My boss always wondered why the word
m7nmjhytu8 appeared in my documents so often.

Also why my wife calls me qwertyhead.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:29 AM
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5. Probably More Than I Need To
But, if i didn't, people would quickly figure out that i'm an android. You humans aren't ready for that yet.
The Professor
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:31 AM
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7. I Tend To GASP More Than Breathe
... if you know what I mean.

-- Allen
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Le Taz Hot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 11:48 AM
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9. I answered #4
I'm asthmatic. :(
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