Moles on DU: if you are attracted to another freeper, and it tells

[Rabrrrrrr]

you that it has to wait until marriage before moving out of its parents' basement and having good, Bible-based sex, are you both still disgusting hatefilled soul-empty vessels of phlegmatic putridness stinking the nostrils of God with your hypocrisy and your feeble, evil, treacherous, and ultimately ungodly ideology?

Or do we need to call you married disgusting hatefilled soul-empty vessels of phlegmatic putridness stinking the nostrils of God with your hypocrisy and your feeble, evil, treacherous, and ultimately ungodly ideology?

[Robb]

1. Yes. No!

What? :D

I just hung up on "bible-based sex," and thought of stacks of books. :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. you thought of the stacks of old Penthouse in your attic, perhaps?

:7

You evil man, you, harboring known porn.

Don't you ever think of the children?

[ChoralScholar]

2. This mole says.... walk away... just walk away.....

[In_The_Wind]

4. excuse me but ~ EWWW!

[matcom]

5. you aren't supposed to cum on the bible

i'm just sayin'

at least i THINK i heard that somewhere :shrug:

[jukes]

6. S/O n/t

:rofl: :rofl: :woohoo::applause: :applause: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl:


EDIT: for LaraMN. "Smilies/Only no/text".

i admit, i *like* being cryptic, but i'm sure it's a "PinTA" (Pain in The Ass!")

[In_The_Wind]

9. PinTA = jukes

nah ~ you just like making us work for the true meaning as per jukes :loveya:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I thought my use of the pronoun "it" here was genius

and so I'm kicking it.

[matcom]

8. it puts the lotion in the basket

;)

genius? no. mildly amusing? i suppose :D