GD flamebait proposals: "I wonder if I could get a voucher to pay an...

[JVS]

illegal immigrant to home-school my kid"

What's your suggestion?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Oh dear.

:spray:

[LeftyMom]

2. I donated my SUV to PETA- ask me anything. nt

[JVS]

5. PETA quail hunt fundraiser

[CPMaz]

3. That's as close to a perfect post

as I have ever seen.

In one sentence, you just pissed on and pissed off 3 (count 'em! *3*!!) wings of the Republican party.

Vouchers - downsize government/upsize corporate profits wing
Illegal immigrants - bigot wing
Homeschool - fundy wing

Well done. :woohoo:

[NewJeffCT]

4. how about outsourcing your homeschooling

to a godless commie teacher in China?

[Telly Savalas]

6. The best way for the Democrat Party to shake off this "mommy party"

versus the GOP "daddy party" paradigm would be to advocate the invasion of Iran with even more enthusiasm than our twice elected President Bush. It would show moderate Americans that we're serious about national security. So long as we let far-left extremists like Hillary Clinton dictate the agenda, the Democrat Party marginalizes itself.

[laheina]

7. Ooo!

I can see it now...

:popcorn:

[crispini]

8. Oh, DO IT. That's BEAUTIFUL.

:loveya: :yourock:

[Telly Savalas]

9. I'm too thin-skinned to handle the verbal abuse

I'd receive in response to such a post.

[blondeatlast]

12. Wow. Post it, please!

I got ice cold soda and will get in my jammies now!

[Mutley]

10. Make it a vegetarian illegal immigrant who owns six pit bulls

and you have a winner.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. Move over, amateurs. The pro has arrived.

Religion is wrong! Strippers are workers worthy of respect! Gays are ruining the party! America is a Christian nation! Evolution is not a theory! Michael Jackson is obviously guilty! Christians are stupid! Christians are persecuted! The red states are all idiots! Downloading songs is theft! No, copyright is theft! All drugs should be legal! They murdered Terri Schiavo! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Musicals are idiotic! Breading chicken with crushed cornflakes is an abomination! No, fried turkey is! Dean would not have done any better in the 2004 election! Strippers are whores! Oasis is way better than the Beatles! Tookie was a monster! What's wrong with the word "bitch?" U2 sucks! Reggie White deserves respect! Joe Lieberman is a great Democrat! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Rep. McKinney belongs in jail! If you have a SUV you're a pro-Bush hillbilly! Shoot all illegal immigrants! Smoking in public should land you in prison! Israel is wrong! The new Pope is a Nazi! Don't support the troops! Laura Brannigan was the best singer evah! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! No, Woody Allen is! Scientology is a religion like any other! Tookie should have won the Nobel Peace Prize! Michael Jackson is obviously not guilty! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Graffiti is art! No, it's vandalism! Boycott Everything! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Abortion is murder! Pitbulls are docile! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! The Minutemen are heroes! Publishing Michelle Malkin's address was wrong! The death penalty is barbaric! Nuclear power is good for the environment! Affirmative action is reverse racism! Women should breastfeed in public! No they should not! Circumcision should be outlawed! Terri Schiavo was already dead! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Enough with the cat threads already, dammit! Marijuana users are criminals and belong in jail! The UN is useless! Outdoors cats kill songbirds! No, wind farms do! A lap dance is not sex! Do you eat murdered animals? I eat veal and foie gras, you veganazi! Atheism is a religion! No it's not! Kerry let us all down! Tom Cruise is gay! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! Nuclear power should be banned! Hillary is a DINO! No, she's a Fat Actress! Forbidding smoking anywhere is a civil rights violation! The USA is using napalm in Iraq! No it's not! Obama sold out! Damn hippies! Discrimination against gays is not illegal! Prince Charles and Camilla are ugly morons! No, Diana was! Ban pitbulls! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! Democrat Party!

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[Random_Australian]

13. You put the question mark before the endquotemark accidentaly.

:P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. "Deport all illegal circumcised Mexican porn stars who eat meat!"

:D

[Random_Australian]

15. Perhaps we should stand behind the president in a time of war, otherwise

the terrorists will win.

[Wetzelbill]

16. this queer shit just isn't gonna cut it

:)

[flvegan]

17. I'm a gay scientologist vegan with 8 pit bulls and a homeschooled daughter

I love my Escalade but I need it to get to WalMart. Hillary rules!! Ask me anything!

[philosophie_en_rose]

18. REAL DEMOCRATS FEEL THE JOEMENTUM!

ONLY DINOS HAVE NO JOEMENTUM.

AND FAIL TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS.

SERIESLY.


ALSO: MUST PREFACE ALL FLAMEBAIT WITH, "I'm a lifelong Democrat, but I {fill in stupid freeper believe}.