Fuck bands that don't make a decent t-shirt for themselves

[jpgray]

I set out to make my own Sparks t-shirt.

Here's the initial sketch and a partial ink:



And the finished ink:



Finally the design on shirt templates:

[JVS]

1. Why not make a shirt that looks like this?

[jpgray]

3. Because if I were to own a Heino tee

My coolness would have such mass that I would fold inwards on myself.

[JVS]

5. You must do it and die the Heldentod which would result

[JVS]

6. Speaking of Heldentod, this would make a cool T-shirt and you could put...

your name in the blank

[jpgray]

7. I don't need any Prussian blue in my wardrobe

:P

[JVS]

8. You don't want a t-shirt that declares that you died an honorable...

death in the 1914 offensive? What kind of priorities do you have?

[jpgray]

9. All people would see is "Vaterland," and Bismarck helmets

When would those two in combination ever impress the opposite sex?

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[jpgray]

11. I think Kellanved has that movie

:D

[JVS]

12. LOL!

I hear that they use the spikes on the helmets in that film

[JVS]

26. Doh! Busted for my German language lewdness!

[jpgray]

28. What mod ran -that- through Google language tools?

:o

[JVS]

29. Get this, if I catch a student using Babelfish or something similar...

I'm supposed to turn them over to an enforcer who will try to get them kicked out of school. We're hardcore like that!

[jpgray]

30. Damn! Not like those tools work too well anyway

After 1001 you can't really just throw something into a web dictionary and expect to get proper grammar.

[DrDebug]

31. Multiple babelfishes are hilarous though

Step 1: (E->G)

Erhalten Sie dieses, wenn ich einen Kursteilnehmer mit Babelfish oder ähnlichen etwas... mich verfange Ich soll sie zu einer Authorität umwenden, die versucht, ihnen getretenes außerschulisches zu erhalten. Wir sind hardcore wie das!

Step 2: (G->E)

Receive this, if I get caught a class participant with Babelfish or similar something... me I am her to a Authoritaet to turn, which tries, them stepped except-school to receive. We are hard core like that!

Step 3: (E->P)

Receba isto, se eu começar travar um participant da classe com Babelfish ou similar algo... mim que eu sou ela a um Authoritaet para os girar, que tente, pisar exceto-escola a receber. Nós somos núcleo duro como aquele!

Step 4: (P->E)

I receive this, if to start to stop one participant of the classroom with Babelfish or similar something... me that I am it to a Authoritaet to turn them, that tries, to step on except-school to receive. We are hard nucleus as that one!

[JVS]

2. Is that guy up top sporting a hitler moustache or is it a shadow?

[jpgray]

4. Hitler stache

You can get a better look here:
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~gray0187/shirt4.jpg

[asthmaticeog]

13. I'd like the maroon one in XL please.

:patriot:

[jpgray]

20. I think I have to print a minimum of six anyway

So I could definitely send one your way. :patriot:

[asthmaticeog]

21. Tell me where to send the check

and how much to make it out for.

:woohoo:

[jpgray]

22. Just pay for the $10 shirt cost and I'll be happy.

As soon as I print them out I'll drop you a PM. :D

[asthmaticeog]

23. Huzzah!

[Elidor]

14. Nicely done

:) I may check them out just because you like them enough to do this. I hope they don't suck.

[jpgray]

16. They're definitely not to everyone's taste

A cheesy, keyboard-dominated glam group with a singer who thinks he's a female opera star. :P I'll send you a PM with some links.

[jpgray]

18. dupe

[no name no slogan]

15. Very cool

I know of at least one other person who would buy one

[Sequoia]

17. Wow, THE SPARKS !!!!!

I had an LP around 1976 of them and when I moved to southern cal I saw them at the Greek Theatre around 1984 when they became popular with their "All you ever think about is sex". They were also in a moive during that time where they were playing at Magic Mountain and a crazy guy tried to blow up the new roller coaster that went upside down in a loop.

[DS1]

19. ?

[tigereye]

24. very, very nice design, JP

[jpgray]

25. Thanks tigereye!

I'm still working on that Pop Rocks t-shirt commission for you. :patriot:

[tigereye]

33. poprocks

they're what's for dinner.



no, I really want a Scrawl t-shirt. I don't know if there is such a thing.

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. Can the D.I.Y. ethic go high-tech?

Love the design.

As soon as I get a printer that's worth a damn, I'll be rolling out the "All My Friends Are Dead" T-shirt.

[jpgray]

32. I don't trust myself to print it

My brother's boss's wife runs a screenprinting place. :)