At last! The weekend! I can—oh, wait, I have no life anymore.

[ZombieNixon]

x(

Hmm...what to do, what to do? The weather is bloody TERRIBLE, so going outside is kind of out. There are six beers in the fridge, so I'll have at least one happy night, but after that...well, what should I do this weekend? Preferably something that doesn't involve sitting around obsessing over how much I hate my life. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. At last! The weekend! I can-oh, wait I have to work.

:P



Bah!

[ZombieNixon]

2. Hey, at least you have shit to do.

I got nothin'. Joy. :eyes:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. But work sucks.

Remember? :eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

4. Nothing sucks more.

:P

I'll go find a fucking chiropractor and get this damn knot out of my neck, that's what I'll do! :think:

Oh, wait, that costs money, doesn't it? x( Damn it! :nuke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Come on! You have a euro cent thingy-mabob.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

7. Well, it's fun to look at, but otherwise rather useless.

:shrug:

:D

[rockymountaindem]

6. You need to extend that beer coverage

Six in one night? You'll get Dunlop's Disease in no time. Pace yourself!

On edit: you can take some advice I wouldn't take myself and amuse yourself by heading out somewhere and doing the "what's the craziest thing I could say to that girl that might actually work?" game. Of course, don't do that where people know you.

[ZombieNixon]

8. But it takes me a full 40 to get mildly buzzed.

:shrug:

:(

But yeah, I'll be sure not to drink too heavily. It's bad. :scared:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Aw, sweetie.....

I'm sorry you're down......:hug:

[ZombieNixon]

10. It's weird. I'm less "down" than "perplexed and bored."

'Course, when I'm bored I start thinking about things I don't want to think about (I'll give you one guess and the first one doesn't count), so then I get down. Lesson: don't get bored.

And of course, I haven't really been "up" for the past two weeks (interpret that how you will :evilgrin:).

Thanks for caring. :hug:

[Ariana Celeste]

11. Whiskey.

Whiskey, video games, and cartoons.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Ahh, whiskey...how I long for thee...

:9

[DS1]

13. Find a friend, a friend with a camcorder

Have him record you walking around town like a total fucking freak, see how long it takes for you to get the cops to show up.

Hey, you're in College, this is the time.

[ZombieNixon]

14. O_O

I wanna get laid, not arrested! :D

[DS1]

15. You'll be an internet HERO

The chicks and getting laid will follow

[ZombieNixon]

16. Hmm...step one...finding friend with camcorder...

Right, infamy and debauchery, here I come...:D

[DS1]

17. hell

it doesn't have to be a friend, it could be some film-class kid, looking for a subject, for internet fame

you can give it to him, and maybe you'll both get laid

[ZombieNixon]

18. Well, I have a film-class kid friend.

And he's already getting some.

[DS1]

21. Fine

Go make him rent Braveheart. Watch it. Get all fired up during the big pre-battle speech, paint your face, go into town, walk around like a fucking moron. Get arrested. Post it on youtube, get it spread, spread so far it comes back to your school, until one day a chick comes up to you and says "Hey, aren't you that guy who walked around our town with shit all over your face like an idiot", and you say "Yep, that's me, who's asking" and she says "Oh, just a sweet, young, awesomely-scented college aged girl looking to experiment with deviant sex with an open-minded guy. I saw your video, you're really open minded"

[ZombieNixon]

22. About how long does this entire process take?

Inquiring minds wanna know. :shrug: :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

19. Television? The Great MN Get-together, and not the state fair?

I mean, the state fair has confectionary such as "beer-battered lard on a stick" and the kiddies just love scarfin' that down like there's no tomorrow...

[ZombieNixon]

20. If I had a car, I might actually attempt to make the MN get-together.

Meeting other DUers is always fun.

Sadly, possessed of a car, I am not. :(