I've been living under a rock for the last 6 years.

[Incitatus]

What did I miss?

:shrug:

[kwassa]

1. Not much

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. Kudzu.

[GOPBasher]

3. Nothing much. Things are still really great! Quick, go back under

the rock until further notice.

[Exultant Democracy]

4. Oscar the mixed animal n/t

[KitchenWitch]

7. yes, Oscar!

Wonder how old Oscar is these days.

[Floogeldy]

5. OU hired Bob Stoops as head football coach in 1999 and . . .

. . . The Sooners won the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP in 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weird, huh?

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Nothing but goodness! The economy Clinton started is soaring high,

there hasn't been one unemployed person in years, our military is basically sitting around rusting because no one needs to use it, the world is at total peace, oil is now free, the republicans have built on the little bit the dems did under Clinton and have created a worldwide utopia of bliss, holiness, and perfect goodness in which no one is hungry or without need or want for anything and all live in harmony, spring is eternal, and there is never a rainy day when you want to have a picnic, and never a dry day when your fields need water.

God bless these times the republicans have given us!

[Aristus]

8. You were made a Senator and Consul of Rome.

Congratulations.

B-)

[XemaSab]

9. So Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing...

:P

[Blue-Jay]

10. Terry Schiavo is a professor of physics at MIT.

[slybacon9]

11. WE'RE GOING TO MARS!!!!

oyahandwestartedworldwarthreebutwhatevercuzWE'RE GOING TO FUCKING MARS!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mwooldri]

12. Your chance to claim the lottery winnings.

Your numbers came up the week after you hid under that rock.

Sorry you could have been a Millionaire. And You were the Weakest Link.

Goodbye.

[texanwitch]

13. You now have to be a Millionaire to buy a tank of gas.

[mwooldri]

14. Good job I got 10 million in bank notes.

Turkish Lire that is.

Mark.

[texanwitch]

16. Hold on to that money, it may be worth more then the dollar soon.

[slybacon9]

15. welcome back. we're all fat now.

we figured out a way to actually eat oil and poop immigrants.

life is good.




zoom zoom zoom

[slybacon9]

17. do you know how to speak Chinese?

how bout spanish?

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. I grew another butt

[In_The_Wind]

19. My return to the real world after living in an Ivory Tower for 11 years.

[Strong Atheist]

20. Somethings have happened with Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise,

Terri Shiavo, some things a Duke U., but nothing else of any importance...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

21. Go back under the rock until November.

Then come out, vote Democratic, and hide again til January.

You're much, much better off that way.

[Taverner]

22. Bush appointed Bobby Knight as Sec. of State