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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:17 AM
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NSA will use phone data to round up copies of "Natural Cures THEY.."
In a surprising move the true purpose of the phone call database has been revealed. The NSA will use phone data to round up and destroy all copies of "Natural Cures THEY Don't Want you to Know About" About 2 million copies were sold and shipped last year and it seems "they" want those books destroyed.

"They" will soon visit anyone who called the 800 number to order the book. The government has also announced new legislation which will make it a crime to use lemon juice to cure acne and making $50 per dose acutane the legal method. Similar laws will be introduced regarding the lawful use of mayonaise, cod liver oil, olive oil, and peppermint oil.

And to think I thought that guy was a fraud. ;-)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:24 AM
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1. dammit!
Edited on Fri May-12-06 10:27 AM by peekaloo
why does that guy who's now pimping the greatest vitamin in the history of mankind keep slipping off the hook?

:-)
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