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[Rick Myers]

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Today' HOT picks!!!!!!!!!!

There're offering 25 to 1 that Saddam had something to do with Dale Earnhardt's death at Daytona!!!

10 to 1 on Qusey turning up working as a waiter at Red Lobster in Boston. (Will Pitt has been alerted!)

Even money on The Dickster's Ticker givin' up the ghost before 2004.

2 to 1 on Queen Noor calling Larry KING to complain that her close-ups were outta focus...

20 to 1 on Rummy sneering less that 8 times in one press conference.

1 to 50 on "can Dubya deface an American flag?" Give him a Sharpie and see...