The Lone Liberal
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Tue Jul-29-03 07:19 AM
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Bush Admin announces new economic predictive modeling system |
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Following the lead of the Pentagon “Lucky Winners Betting on Terrorism” initiative, the Presidents Economic Advisory Council not to be out done announced today a new economic predictive model. The spokesman for the Council said, starting next week we are going to be basing all economic plans on this new predictive modeling. When ask to explain the new modeling, the spokesman said, “it is simple, sheep entrails and casting chicken bones.” The reporters ask for follow up questions, but were rebuffed with “ah, I got ta go, I need to read the help wanted ads.”
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Tue Jul-29-03 07:35 AM
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1. Do you suppose they attended that voodoo convention in Haiti recently? |
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The least it would have been was a nice Caribbean junket.
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Tue Jul-29-03 07:42 AM
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