Washington all agog with opening of new pentagon production.

[The Lone Liberal]

Yes, it is exciting and you will love the new opening of Guys and Dolls. That lovable stage play with gamblers, crooks and goody-two-shoes. Don’t miss it, because you are paying One-half a million for this farce.

CAST:

Sky Masterson: Donald “Bet-a-million” Rumsfeld
Sarah Brown: John “Cover those stone breast” Ashcroft
Nathan Detroit: Paul “Tell a lie about nukes” Wolfowitz
Nicely-Nicely Johnson: George “I am good guy and I didn’t do” Bush
Benny Southstreet: Dick “mumble, mumble OIL. Mumble” Cheney
Harry the Horse: Tom “I love bugs” DeLay
Big Jule: John “Convicted and Pardon” Ponidexter

[punpirate]

1. Agog?

Hopefully, more like "aghast." *smile*

Cheers.

[supernova]

2. Agog alright

but not in that tingly, entertained to the core sort of way. :puke:

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Or is it Washington all a-puke?

The idea of John Ashcroft in drag boggles the mind.