Could someone PLEASE get Janeane Garofolo OFF of "Majority Report" -

[IndyOp]

I am freaking SICK of these stupid calls and I am freaking disappointed because I thought she was QUITTING!!! :grr: :grr:

I thought I was getting SAM back!! :grr: :grr:

On edit: Jeaneane isn't terrible, but she and Sam together are terrible. I like Jeaneane's facts much better than her comedy bits. She has her strengths. We need everyone on our side to keep doing what they can do. Having her do Friday nights would be fine. (I'll listen Mon-Thurs). I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, I just want:

[Floogeldy]

1. Hmmm . . .

:popcorn:

[Harley Quinn]

2. Last I heard, she was "stepping back"

Don't know what that means exactly...why don't you tell Majority Report how unhappy you are...

[IndyOp]

3. I've sent emails to AAR and feel like I am talking to the DNC or MoveOn

or a BrickWall. You get the picture...

I email and nothin...

All last winter I looked forward to getting home and listening to Sam. Then Jeaneane came back and I stopped listening. Jeaneane isn't terrible, but she and Sam together are terrible.

I like her best when she does the show alone and when she focuses on facts, facts, facts -- not 'comedy' bits.

:(

[SeattleGirl]

17. She is. She will host on some Fridays, so Sam can have that day

off. She will no longer draw a salary.

[IndyOp]

22. She was on all night last night - Monday! (n/t)

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Yes — get her off Air America

and onto my front porch.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Harley Quinn]

5. Will there be room for both of us there?

And you may have to fight my SO for her favors!

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. I kill any man

who dares challenge me for the hand of Janeane.

[Harley Quinn]

9. I think you're safe with the hand...

other bits...not so much!

Cute smiley though!

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I figure if I win her hand

she might let me have some elbow.

:woohoo:

[Harley Quinn]

11. LOL

Who could resist!?

[IndyOp]

6. What if I told her you were a *really* HOT lover? Maybe we could get her

off Air America and into your bedroom....

:bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Nah

The front porch'll be fine, thanks.

I'll take it from there.

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Hey, she belongs on my porch.

And by porch, I mean bed.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I saw her first!

En garde!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. You picked the wrong person to duel.

I was a varsity fencer in HS. Hah!

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Why does this remind me of 'A Fish Called Wanda'?

Archie: "I used to box for Oxford."

Otto (pulling gun): "Yeah? Well, I used to kill for the CIA."

[chaska]

12. Question: (I defy any of you to answer this)....

Because I know none of you know the answer, but I'll ask anyway. Was Jann Arden's song 'Janeane' written about JG? Sure sounds like it. Yes, I know the spelling is different, but it doesn't quite fit janeen turner.


i need to tell you something
i want to get this off of me
this girl is out to hurt you
and she is really nasty
janeen will poke your eyes out
janeen will tear your heart apart

i want to tell you something
i need to get the words out
this girl is gonna get you and she will stop at nothing
janeen will sink her teeth in
so deeply into your skin
janeen will make you feel like dying

oh, she's in the movies
oh, she's on the screen
oh, she's like a famous person
oh, janeen

i saw her on the tv
she was completely stupid
her hair was a disaster
her shirt was really putrid
janeen is nothing pretty
she looks like nothing really

she has these awful glasses
she treats us all like assholes
janeen is so ungrateful
janeen a heartless bastard
janeen will make you feel like dying

oh, she's in the movies
oh, she's on the screen
oh, just like a famous person
oh, janeen
janeen
janeen

[Placebo]

18. She just isn't made for radio.

It doesn't suit her.

[SoCalDemGrrl]

19. She is very rude and demeaning to Sam.. Sam has really come into his own

He is now a GREAT host. He was a little shaky in the beginning. But sometimes Janeane just goes ballistic on him for no reason, resulting in her looking really STUPID!! It's actually very embarrassing!

[LSK]

20. Sam is the best at handling freeper caller

He is patient and gives them rope to hang themselves on. He beats Randi and Malloy hands down in this area.

[EFerrari]

21. I listened to her once. Didn't make it to the end of the segment.

What a disappointment.

She didn't listen for a second, she interrupted to say nada and she wasn't funny. Maybe radio just isn't a good venue for her. Or maybe her producer should make her listen to her own show for a reality check.

[bluevoter4life]

23. Get Her Off

I hate Jeannine Garofolo. She isn't funny, and she is WAY too feminist for my taste.