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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:01 AM Original message |
How do you know if your office equipment is possessed by SATAN? |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
1. Is it running Micro$oft products? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:05 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Yes Microsoft |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
2. Have you ever come in early and found them praying to Zod? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:10 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. Ah Zod that could explain unexplained changes on the thermometer |
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catzies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 01:40 PM Response to Reply #7 |
20. My thermostat is possessed too. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 01:48 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Does your monitor ever turn completely around |
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Drifter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:06 AM Response to Original message |
4. There is clearly ... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:14 AM Response to Reply #4 |
11. Yeah and does Gateway really need to kill cardboard cows? |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
5. I think the guys in Office Space had the right idea. |
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1monster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
6. Didn't you read the fine print on your work contract? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:11 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. OfficeMax and Staples are like their missionaries |
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Jonte_1979 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
8. Do they shriek when you throw holy water on them? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:13 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. The maintenance guy is in my office NOW!!!!!!!!!!! |
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MiddleRiverRefugee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
12. underpants, I think you need THIS product.... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:31 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Ah yes the Computer Hammer |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
14. How to exorcise your office with the help of "Staples" |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 10:10 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Well my desk did use to be in the State Pen |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
16. If it has a label that says 'Intel inside'? |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 12:34 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Actually, it's not "Intel Inside".... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
17. You need an Office Exorcism |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 11:28 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Yeah my female boss comes in here all the time |
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