****MUST READ FOR ALL VEGAN BOWLING ENTHUSIAST LACTOSE INTOLERANT ATHEISTS

[Random_Australian]

Aha! So you ARE one of those peoples who clicks on threads that have nothing to do with you!

Admit it! So, how are you? What's the weather like?

(If you actually ARE an vegan bowling enthusiast atheist with lactose intolerancy, my apologies)

[ghostsofgiants]

1. This just made me realize something...

How do I reconcile being a bowling god (which I am) and an atheist?

[Random_Australian]

2. Just don't believe in yourself. That's what I do.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. It all makes sense now!

[NMMNG]

13. ......

But could I be a good Messiah with my low self esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?*








*(Not a serious question or attempt at derision of religion. It's actually an exerpt from a song by The Bloodhound Gang called "Hell Yeah". It just went along with the sub-thread. :shrug:)

[wildhorses]

3. can't help it

my curiosity gets the best of me:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

5. I know.

[Mutley]

6. I'm only one of those things.

Can I still say hi? :D

[Random_Australian]

7. I know which: You ARE on of those people who clicks on these.(Sure you can

say hi)

[Mutley]

8. Hi!

:hi:

I'm tired and it's chilly outside. It might rain today. :D

How about you?

[Random_Australian]

9. good and cold. Lovely weather. I'm tired too, and will be doing physics

just as soon as I cook tea just as soon as I get off DU for a bit.

ie, now.

[Mutley]

11. Take it easy.

:)

[GCP]

25. You do physics to relax??

OMG you are a god - physics left me in fear and trembling at school. I had to do A level physics (for med school) without the benefit of calculus - because I was also taking biology, chemistry and gen studies. My poor 18 year old brain nearly exploded - and I never went to med school anyway!
Cheers :toast:

[Random_Australian]

26. Nope, I do physics because I need to. Well, this physics. I must admit

to doing other physics/chemistry to relax because I can handle conceptual things very quickly and easily.

[RebelOne]

10. I'm a vegetarian atheist, but not a fan of bowling

and do not have lactose intolerancy.

[Robeson]

12. I'm a vegetarian atheist. Does that count?....

...:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

19. nope.

[NMMNG]

14. I'm a vegetarian atheist, and I've bowled in the past

Will that do?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. I'm alright. It's clear here, but chillier than it should be.

It's in the 40s. This sucks. It better warm up, because we're launching our boats on Saturday and opening the pool on Monday.

[Random_Australian]

16. It's cold here and I am loving it! So novel! I had to wear a jumper for

like two weeks now in the mornings.....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Jumper?

Anyway, it's turning to winter by you and summer by me. I've already dealt with cold. I want hot now. I want 80 degrees. I want to go swimming.

[Random_Australian]

18. 80 degrees! Wow, I've had hotter midnights!

Thus, I want cold!
Hope your weather turns out good.

What about my jumper? Do you call it sweater?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. I didn't know what a jumper was in Australia.

I live in NJ. 80 degrees is when it starts to get hot. 85 is when we start to say it's too hot. Above that, we don't go outside and the news warns us that it's really hot so we should be careful.

[Random_Australian]

21. Wow, our SHADEHOUSE got to 120 F last summer.

So I moved.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. I think New Jersey would spontaneously set on fire if it hit 120F.

Of course, much of the eastern half would be flooded due to rising oceans at that point. Wait a minute...global warming is the key to getting rid of south Jersey! Global warming is great!

[Random_Australian]

27. Uh, yeah, except that it would relocate to where you are now!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. We're actually seperate states.

We just haven't gotten the legal seperation worked out. Without south Jersey, it'd just be New Jersey and I'd actually be living to close to the shore. I'd always be "down the shore." FYI, in NJ, "the shore" is neither North nor South Jersey, it is it's own entity. You don't go to the beach. You go "down the shore." Once you go "down the shore" you are not "at the shore," you are still "down the shore." We actually have commercials about this.

[Random_Australian]

33. We have 6 states and two territories. Nyah nyah na-yah nah.

:D just kidding. Though I must admit it makes life simpler.

[riona]

22. Loungers aren't required to be sane

- it's just our need to put our 2 cents in - even if we only make sense to ourselves.

[Random_Australian]

24. Except that it is massively overpriced.

j/k :D

[riona]

28. TANSTAAFL

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

29. What does that mean?

[riona]

30. n/t

TANSTAAFL
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

NetLingo.com

[Random_Australian]

31. Oh ye Gods. Or should I say OYG?

[riona]

34. A friend

wrote me an email in all acronyms. Too funny - I should have saved it.

[Random_Australian]

35. That is bizzare. Opaque too, Did you notice that your right knee is not

made of asparagus?

[riona]

39. Yes,

the dentist suggested hair transplants, but I'm allergic to botox.

[Random_Australian]

41. No way Greg, OPTIMO, I just convinced NASA to use spaghetti as a verb!

Goodnight!

[riona]

42. Goodnight!!!

[Bzzzz]

36. No...

the word atheist intrigued me...I am one.

[Random_Australian]

37. Me too, and half the responsders on this thread, but do not take it

seriously.

[China_cat]

38. I was just wondering if this was anything like the

lesbian body-builder rugby team.

[Random_Australian]

40. Nope. (eom)

[baldguy]

43. I'm not a vegan lactose intolerant atheist bowler, but I could fake it...

[Beware the Beast Man]

44. Would three strikes be a Tofurkey?

:shrug: