Time for.... Post your best (or worst) pick-up lines!!!!!

[kmla]

Come on - you've heard 'em, you've used 'em -

The "Hey, are your legs tired? You were running through my dreams all night long" kind of lines.

Please share with us - we are easily amused here in the Lounge.:D

[Saboburns]

1. Wanna Fuck??

Is that too crude??

[kmla]

3. Well, it is a little forward....

And the success will probably be limited....

But when it is successful, it wil be, ummm, errr....

Successful.

;-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Heard at a science fiction convention in the early 80s:

This one was used on me and didn't work: "Hey, that was some party last night! What, you don't remember me?" Yeah, sure... :P

Used on a friend of mine at a grocery store near the freezer section: "You'd better come with me. You're so hot you could melt all this stuff!" :eyes: Stolen from Steve Martin's character Vinne in My Blue Heaven. Didn't work on her---all she did was laugh until she almost turned blue in the face! :rofl:

[taterguy]

4. this one allegedly worked

I'm only dating women that have had lobotomies, so that I'll never have to hear the phrase "I've been thinking" again

[Tyrone Slothrop]

5. "I got the F, the C and the K"

"All I need now is you, baby."

I actually saw my incredibly intoxicated gay male friend use this one on a woman one night in college. My sides were splitting. (I may have been a little intoxicated myself...)

[Deja Q]

9. I'd groan over that one...

Oops, no double entendre meant... :blush: :D

:bounce:
:rofl:

[11 Bravo]

6. I'd really like to get something straight between us ...

Never used it myself, but it might have possibilities.

[Shell Beau]

7. Want to try my magical three?

I swear that was used on me! :puke:

[uppityperson]

8. magical three?

what is a magical three?

[Shell Beau]

10. You got me!! Inches! Maybe the Twig and berries!

:shrug: Either way, it was yucky!! And I wouldn't be bragging about 3" if I were him!!!