Release your inner Gilbert and Sullivan!

[11 Bravo]

Bush is the very model of a modern corporate criminal,

An asshole from all points of view explicit or subliminal.

His momma is a racist witch,

His daddy was Bill Clinton's bitch,

Bush is the very model of a modern corporate criminal.



There! I feel better now!

[motely36]

1. Bravo,

I like it!

:hi:

on edit: now I have that damn song in my head!

[Misunderestimator]

2. Excellent! But I'm with motely... thanks for the earworm.

:P

[Richardo]

3. Three little maids from school are we...

Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee-eeeeeeee
Three little maids from school!

Everything is a source of fun
Nobody's safe, for we care for none
Life is a joke that's just begun
Three little maids from school

Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school

One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum
Two little maids in attendance come
Three little maids is the total sum
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school

From three little maids take one away
Two little maids remain, and they
Won't have to wait very long, they say
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school

Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school

[xchrom]

4. i gotta kick this bad boy.