"If the Dixie Chicks can sing with their foot in their mouths,

[im10ashus]

surely I can host this sucker." - Reba McIntire

Well, Reba, if you can sing with your head stuck so far up Bush's ass, then I am sure I could host that lame awards show too.

:rant:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/24/music.countryawards.ap/index.html

[Ishoutandscream2]

1. Don't these people think before they speak?

Bush is at 29%, for Chrissakes. They don't speak for the majority. They're so 2003.

[Jed Dilligan]

11. But that 29% includes the 2% who are Reba fans! nt

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. I thought Reba was dead.

[Aiptasia]

5. Just her career

I loathe the woman.

[MemphisTiger]

15. Close, she has some dumb TV show she's on

so did Billy Ray Cyrus, where is he now?

[chaumont58]

30. She's too fuckin' dumb to die

She's a brain dead twit.

[wryter2000]

3. LOL

Someone posted Reba M's stupid remark on our company bulletin board. I wish I'd thought of your response.

[tuvor]

4. She's just annoyed that her recent hits album tanked.

Her time is long over.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. What's really funny, you know,

is that none of these "country' performers - Reba Assface least of all - is a real country singer.

They're pop. They're hardly country.

Who do they think they're kidding?

Check out the real country guys like Townes Van Zandt, Guy Clark, Billie Joe Shaver, the list goes on and on and on, and not a Reba or a Kenny or a Toby among them.

Suckass Reba.

[King Coal]

21. Townes is dead.

[Gabi Hayes]

7. Hey, Reba! Got a book for you to read. It's called

Just Shut the Fuck up and Sing!

Better yet, just STFU

[RufusEarl]

8. Poor poor Reba Rabbit, she just don't get it

[BOSSHOG]

9. While I have been a reba fan over the years

(My favorite reba song being "You Lie") I was quite taken aback by her statement last night which was accompanied by raucous applause. Our kids continue to die because of george bush's lies and the Dixie Chicks have their feet in their mouths? I'm afraid not Reba! This veteran ain't buying what you and your fellow fake patriots are selling. I would strongly urge you to get toby and darryl (worley) to really, actually, legitimately do something for their country instead of just singing songs based on lies and falsehoods.

[peacebaby3]

10. According to Country Touch Magazine, Reba's Greatest Hits is a sure

success. Columnist Jim Taber says, "Reba's voice brings back memories. It makes me yearn for the good ole' days before we took the family cat, Daisy, in to have her spayed."

[Catherine Vincent]

12. Oh shoot! She said that?

I like her show. I thought she was one of the good ones.

[im10ashus]

14. Sorry, cat_girl25.

She's on record as being a big Bush supporter. As is Loretta Lynn, which breaks my heart. :-(

[spanone]

13. Hey Reba...stay in Hollywood, please.

[ladjf]

16. Reba, I may have been wrong to have held you in such high

esteem. Your Dixie Chick characterization of "foot in mouth" was erroneous and stupid. It appears that you have "driven you ducks to the wrong pond". I'm sorry about that but, I still think that you are a good performer.

[TheFriedPiper]

17. Reba can't sing without feet in mouth

Now she wants to try it with?


O well, rednecks will buy anything.

[onethatcares]

18. don't the reps

always say celebrities ought to keep their mouths shut concerning politics? Then they support charlie daniels, ted nugent, and these other asshats?

[peekaloo]

19. I remember seeing the movie 'Tremors' and cheering for the big

worms to swallow her.

I'm cheering for the big worms again.

[Karmadillo]

20. If last night's show was any indication, country music, lamentably, is no

more authentic than Reba's current face. A sad state of affairs in both instances.

[RedStateShame]

22. Reba's "country"

The same way Chee-tos are actual cheese. Lucinda Williams could kick her ass in a bar fight 8 days a week.

Edited for omitted words while typing fast.

[mvd]

23. She really was quite good

Well-written lyrics and understated country/pop arrangements, But she has her nerve. She's probably jealous. Vince Gill disagrees with the Dixie Chicks, but said it was terrible what happened to them.

[L A Woman]

24. How did the audience react? n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. That's not pandering to her audience or anything

is it? :eyes:

[progmom]

26. She was in the latest EW talking about being 41's "email buddy"

She's a big fan of the Bush clan. :(

[Sadie5]

29. Reba Redneck

doesn't appear to be the smartest kid on the block. She reminds me of the 'Bush Mentality' in some way. Those lines were written for her and dummy Reba stood on stage with a shit eating grin saying them. Can't very well hold a retard responsible for her own actions.

[ThomCat]

27. Screw Reba

I have several Dixie Chicks CDs and not one Reba CD.

[Love Bug]

28. She has a right to say what she wants

just as I have a right to say she's stupid!