There is no FUCKING WAY...

[ZombieNixon]

that paper beats rock!

Our rock will CRUSH your paper! :grr:

Discuss. :popcorn:

[tjwmason]

1. One can't really crush paper.

It's thin already :eyes:

Sorry to bring some logic into your rantlet. :P

[ZombieNixon]

5. OUR ROCK WILL CRUSH YOUR LOGIC!!!

:argh:

:P

[KitchenWitch]

2. My paper will completely cover your punkass rock!

:P

[Shell Beau]

3. You can't just change the rules!!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

7. Oh, looks like I just did.

Rock wins! Count it. :P

[Shell Beau]

15. So what beats rock, b/c I am gonna be rock if nothing does!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

16. Be rock. Kick ass. Win.

:P

[Shell Beau]

18. Woohoo!

:woohoo: You are now talking to the Paper rock scissors champion of the world!!!!!! :P

[Ava]

4. well, it depends on the paper!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

9. Not unless the paper's made of freaking sheet metal...

and then it's not exactly paper is it? :eyes:

[Ava]

11. no, but some paper tear sand crumples more easily than others

therefore when the paper covers the rock it could break out.

HOWEVER, if you have thick paper, the rock could not free it's self. :P

[ZombieNixon]

12. Clearly you've never met this rock.

It's a madmad...a MADMAN!!! :o

[Ava]

13. yes, but this paper has a blackbelt!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

14. So does the rock.

I trained the fucker within an inch of its life...which given that it's a rock is helluva long time.

[Ava]

17. this paper knows the ancient sport of origami!

:P

[JVS]

6. Isn't that one of the foundational axioms of...

*certain eastern european country whose name has conveniently slipped my mind*'s version of Rock, Scissors, Paper?

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. 'Ypres 1914'

Major: "Now, what's this? Stone, stone, stone (looks down at his hand) and scissors. Now... scissors cut everything, don't they?"

Sergeant: "Not stone, sir."

Major: "They're very good scissors."

[Mutley]

10. No fucking

way? :cry: