I stole a plate from the cafeteria. Ask me anything.

[ZombieNixon]

Normally, I'm pretty good about this whole "following the rules business, but today, for some reason, I just don't care. Fuck 'em. I paid for the sandwich, I'm appropriating the plate, too. :shrug:

Ask me things.

[Mutley]

1. Do you realize that you left your quotation mark open ended?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

2. No, but I don't care enough to fix it.

:P

[miss_american_pie]

3. Trying to move your way up in hell?

Or would that be down? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

4. No, I like it just fine on the lusty second level.

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

18. What a surprise

:eyes:

[AwakeAtLast]

5. My sister graduated from Indiana University

Food services used special plates and cups with the IU logo on it. She knows a lot of people with IU "china" service for eight.

I used to work for Chi-Chi's. Most of the people I worked with had a fully stocked bar service. Maybe they were the same people?

[trof]

8. Same for airline employees.

Especially the little crystal salt & pepper shakers they had in TWA's first class.
I have "service" for 12.
;-)

[TimeChaser]

6. I've accidently thrown away caferia plates before

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

9. We don't have any trash cans in the cafeteria

:D

You have to put your stuff on a conveyor belt to be cleaned. :shrug:

[TimeChaser]

11. We have a conveyor belt in one of the cafeterias,

but they have trash cans too. I was trying to garbage away when I accidently just dumped the whole tray, plates and all, into the garbage. :)

[skygazer]

7. Is it an attractive plate?

Do camels chew their cuds? Do they even have cuds?

[ZombieNixon]

10. Not really.

I think. Actually, I don't know. :D

[Book Lover]

12. Do you plan on returning it?

[ZombieNixon]

15. Maybe.

The dorm manager's always been a bitch to me, so I might not. :shrug:

[Book Lover]

20. Bad, bad child!

Actually, I just like saying that kind of stuff now that I'm a mom. I think you should repurpose it for some kind of art piece or the like.

[Fox Mulder]

13. Most of my dishes are stolen from food service.

Glasses, plates, silverware.

I couldn't care less, though.

[ZombieNixon]

17. I have plates and stuff in my room.

I was just lazy this time and didn't bring on of them down. :)

[Placebo]

14. I steal knives and spoons from the 'Caf all the time.

They're needed.

[WindRavenX]

16. me too

Hey, I'm fucking poor :D

[Placebo]

22. WRX!

My friend always looks at my weird when I'm like "*pssy* HEY! Put these spoons in your purse! Don't ask questions!" :D

[ZombieNixon]

19. Thing is I own a complete meal placement set...

silverware and everything, but I just got lazy this time. :shrug:

[Placebo]

23. Plates are for everyone...

They can't be owned by ANYONE.

[ZombieNixon]

24. They can when I'll break it and use the shards to kick the ass of anyone

who tries to take it! :grr: :D

[Race4Peace]

21. color? shape? size?

[ZombieNixon]

26. White. Round. Average.

It's really quite boring. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Damn the man!

Go steal a cup too! :7

[ZombieNixon]

27. Eew! How many people do you think have backwashed in those things?

x(

I have a nice mug here, too. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. And how many people have licked that plate clean?

And/or dropped it... accidentally threw it in the garbage, put some raw food on it......

[ZombieNixon]

29. Shut up.

x(

Your speaking privileges have been revoked. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. What? Did I say something wrong?

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

31. You made me think icky things.

You can't do that until you get your star back. x( Donor's privilege. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. I do what I want!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

33. Hey, I don't make the rules. Take it up with Skinner.

:eyes:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. No, *you* take it up Skinner.

You know how to use the alert button. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

35. Maybe if your good ("good"), I'll get him to make an exception for you.

:eyes:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Are you threatening me?

[ZombieNixon]

37. Whyever would you think that?

:eyes:

:P

[Redstone]

38. Why?

Redstone

[ZombieNixon]

39. I went downstairs to get something to eat.

I didn't feel like sitting and eating it there and I didn't have any other container with me, so I took the sandwich and the plate back upstairs. :shrug:

[Redstone]

40. So take it back with you next time you go downstairs.

Seems pretty simple to me.

Redstone

[ZombieNixon]

41. Perhaps. If the spirit moves.

Truth is, I eat in the dorm with increasing rarity these days and with only three weeks left of school who knows. I sometimes stop there on the way back from class but with the plate in my room that's not very conducive to returning it. :)

[Dukkha]

42. I steal Tabasco bottles from Chipotle

and the grocery bins with the loose candy & cookies I consider "free sample sections"