Here's a fact of which you may not be aware

[Orrex]

No one who has ever jumped on a backyard trampoline has survived the experience.

No one.

I don't care what you think you know about your own experience or the experience of the preschooler two yards over.

100% of trampolines are 100% fatal 100% of the time. No exceptions.

[realisticphish]

1. Wow

apparently the afterlife is something like college :shrug:

[Orrex]

2. We are not meant to understand such deep metaphysical matters

Especially not as they pertain to the invariably fatal use of trampolines.