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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:05 PM
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I'm 5'4" - does this mean
I won't go to jail?

:evilgrin:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:25 PM
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1. no such luck
I'm 5'1 and have been there. :)
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:27 PM
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2. guess I'll have to stay the straight and narrow
better not run for office as a Repuke . . . that'll cut my chances of criminal behavior . . . but, then again, it would cut my chances of serving prison time for said criminal behavior . . . hmmmmmmm . . .
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:28 PM
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3. you just blew my mind!
:)
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:33 PM
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4. Hey!
I'm not that kind of guy!

;)
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:31 PM
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5. You would be in jail, shorty
(joking)
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:49 PM
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8. woa....
neither am I. Let's just pretend this thread never existed.....

So, how about those Pistons last night? :)
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:31 PM
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6. Nope. 5'4" is just tall enough for minimum security.
If the NSA ever catches up with me, at 6'3"+, I'm headed to supermax... :scared:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:36 PM
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7. AFAIK
there is no law against being under 5' 5" :hide:
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:59 PM
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9. Try something
And find out.
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