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Tue Jul-29-03 11:33 AM
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CAPTION pawned off neo-con |
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Tue Jul-29-03 11:56 AM
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1. "Don't worry, Senator, they're Arabs. Hell, we got it licked. No, I know, |
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we really didn't consider that our new fast reactive response for raids in Bagdad and elsewhere might lead to our being ambushed, but hey, we got it covered. They ain't that smart, and anyway, they don't have anyone as bright and hard-thinking as me over there. So, hey, what are _you_ worried about, huh, . . .? Senator? Maybe you got something in your past or something you'd like to keep private . . . huh, Senator?"
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Tue Jul-29-03 02:07 PM
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13. that sounds like direct quotes from the testimony |
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:00 PM
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2. Wolfowitz with his hand on an electric shock generator switch |
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Edited on Tue Jul-29-03 12:02 PM by Nota_Robought
in the interrogation room:
"You see four lights above my head don't you? Tell me, how many lights do you see?"
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:15 PM
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3. YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!! |
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:18 PM
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4. ...as thought balloons floated off his head....... |
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:20 PM
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"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist, er...terrorist infiltration , Communist...I mean terrorist indoctrination, Communist dang it, I mean terrorist subversion, and the international Com...er, terrorist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids... "
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:24 PM
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:25 PM
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:toast:
(hint: to Sellers)
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:29 PM
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8. Look at the name of the newest DU'er |
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:38 PM
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There is a sickness upon the land!
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Tue Jul-29-03 12:40 PM
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10. Wolfie takes the stand and reveals all: |
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"I acknowledge that the government of (REDACTED) played a role in the (REDACTED) terrorist attacks. However, at this time, it is uncertain whether or not (REDACTED) ever met with emmissaries from (REDACTED) or whether (REDACTED) ever supplied (REDACTED) with (REDACTED). Also, it should be noted that (REDACTED) does indeed have ties with (REDACTED) and therefore it would not be prudent to punish them. I (REDACTED) the balance of my (REDACTED). I thank Senators (REDACTED), (REDACTED), and (REDACTED) for alowing me to (REDACTED) on behave of the (REDACTED) (REDACTED). (REDACTED) (REDACTED), gentlemen."
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Tue Jul-29-03 02:10 PM
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14. so does this ... see 13 above |
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Tue Jul-29-03 01:25 PM
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as you can see behind me, the Mother ship is here to take me away.
Cheers Drifter
edit: spelling
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Tue Jul-29-03 02:06 PM
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12. Wolfowitz: I'm bad and evil, probably close to traitor ... |
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... should be behind bars for life ... having committed crimes against humanity, and having sold my country and fellow citizens down the river, which, in turn, has endangered our security for generations to come ... but Richard Perle is the one you should really be grilling ... you think I'm a slimeball ... check him out ... but, he's not the head of the octopus ... just part of the Coalition of the (s)Willing ... usually with satanic level wanton ... I'm part of the licentious enabling team ... and, generally, PO'd that no one has ever made me the Secretary after all these years ... I'd betray a lot of people to get to the top ...
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Tue Jul-29-03 02:59 PM
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15. I don’t know why Walt Disney wanted me to pose for a drawing. |
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