How should we recognize 06/06/06?

[LostInAnomie]

It's too rare of an occasion to just pass up. We should do something.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Watch "Band of Brothers" in its entirety

[Archae]

2. National Day Of Slayer!

:D

[redqueen]

6. I used to like them.

Then they recorded that goddamned "dittohead" song and had to ruin it for me.

Dumbasses.

[Xipe Totec]

3. Reread Heinlein

The Number of the Beast.

[Dave Reynolds]

4. Sing "Happy Birthday" to the anti-christ?

Just a thought.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

12. Forget the anti-Christ! It's MY birthday!

Everybody sing Happy Birthday to ME. :stomps foot:

[Dave Reynolds]

27. Okay, I will sing to both,

but you first, otay?

:toast:

[matcom]

5. i'm gonna masturbate

its just another day for me :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I'm gonna spread my word.

Ah, those were the days. I was so sad when that fundie church got an electronic sign.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. It's a friend o' mine's birthday

So I shall wish her salutations 'n' all that, and then watch all the war movies that'll be on teevee. :bounce:

[arwalden]

9. Something Similar Happened Last Year

... 05/05/05. And next year we'll have 07/07/07. This numeric phenomenon will be going on every 13 months until the year 2012.

But still, when you think about it... every date is a pretty rare occasion. I mean, for instance, how many times will we EVER have 06/02/06.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

10. Like I recognize a pimple.

It's there. It'll pass without incident. Life moves on. 06/06/2006 is no different.

[TheMightyFavog]

30. Yeah...

I wonder if there was this much hullabaloo on 06/06/1906?

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. By wiping out every braindead useless fuck who thinks it has any

significance.

[matcom]

13. pitchfork at the ready sir

:patriot:

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Together we'll take out every one those ignorant faux-Christian turdpiles

whose brains somehow got left on the back seat of their daddy's chevy when he was 14 and yanking his crank for the first time thinking of cousin LaraBelleMay in her gingham panties opening her gap-toothed mouth with chapped lips, her crossed eyes looking dolefully at him while her slackjawed countenance moves her head downward for some good, first cousin the rest of this story has been deleted. Nothing to see here. Move along. into his filthy handkerchief and the seat cushion.

[matcom]

22. ummmmmm

you MIGHT want to change the name of the 'cousin' in your above post :rofl:

oh please. PLEASE PM me if you don't get the reference

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[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Bwuhahahaha! Thanks!

I hadn't even noticed or thought of that...

I assume you are talking of the former DUer?

[matcom]

24. check your PM

made.my.fucking.night.

[xmas74]

14. Magically pop out a boy child

and name him Damien.

If I had wanted to get pregnant I would have been trying for this due date, not dismissing it. A kid like that is not going to get picked on in the schoolyard.

[matcom]

15. sorry. i can't help you

see #5 :rofl:

[xmas74]

17. You'd rather spill your seed in a tissue than

help me create the ultimate bully?

You suck!:P

[matcom]

18. see that is the problem

you telling me *I* "suck" when in reality, during this transaction, YOU could make the better sacrifice

:hide:

[xmas74]

19. No point in hiding.

I'll fess up to my past.

They used to call me Hoover.


(Just don't do it as much anymore. No time.)

[matcom]

20. well then, tell ya what

if I get you set up with say, Pea-Pod service....

and find a dry cleaner in your area that will pick up and deliver....

might i be rewarded for 'saving you time'??

:7

[xmas74]

29. Throw in some babysitting and I might consider it.

(Sorry I missed you earlier. Had to attend a meeting about how to be a good T-Ball coach for the almost six year old. And don't request pics of her twelve years from now or I'll kick your ass!)

[matcom]

31. i'll HAVE TO!

Midlodemocrat's teenager will be WAY to old by then! who ELSE is gonna supply me with pics? :shrug:

[xmas74]

32. Her pediatrician says that she'll be tall.

He thinks that, according to her growth charts, possibly 6 even. She's very leggy and athletic. She's also a strawberry blonde w/ blue eyes.


I feel like I just pimped my kid. I might have to vomit now.

[matcom]

35. well I DID post THIS first thing this morning

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5226652

:hide:

[xmas74]

36. So on June 17, 2018

I will have to sneak her out of the country, keep her under lock and key and get a restraining order against you.

She'll be 18 then and, unfortunately for me, quite legal.

[matcom]

38. 16 in some states

:evilgrin:

i'm just sayin'

[xmas74]

40. Fuck!

I think Missouri is one of those states.

So she'll be joining a convent when she turns 16.

[matcom]

41. i'm known in some circles as...

"Father Matcom"

:rofl:

[xmas74]

42. Good thing I'm not Catholic.

I'll hide her away somewhere. She'll have to leave town anyway-we live 8 miles from an Air Force base and 1/2 mile from a state university.

Thanks for the glimpse of her teen years. They're really gonna suck-especially if she acts like me at 16.

[Midlodemocrat]

44. Moron. I have two daughters.

:eyes:

[matcom]

45. oooo that's RIGHT!

looks like between you two, my supply won't run out for YEARS! :bounce:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

16. Think of it as the day before my 51st birthday

What other commemoration is needed? :shrug:

If you'd like, you can hold a celebration in my name. It would be, after all, understandable that you'd like to do so.

[LSK]

25. I plan on recognizing it as "Tuesday"

[BreweryYardRat]

26. Blare metal as loud as possible.

If I had any Opeth, that would be a great choice, but I'll settle for Iron Savior, Human Fortress, and Galloglass.

[Dinger]

28. Can't Be As Bad As 7/06/06

The giggling murderer's birthday :grr:


In fact 6/06/06 is/was a warning of what was/is to come.

[Kerrytravelers]

33. .

:rofl:

[edwin]

34. Listen to Donavon Frankenreiter

His 2nd CD is released 6-6-6. Check him out here

[rug]

37. Shave Bush's head and verify.

[GOPisEvil]

39. It's the 62nd anniversary of D-Day.

[leftofthedial]

43. go see the omen

slaughter a goat