I say ..................feel the POWUH of CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[mmm]

1. The two most evil men alive

pretty scary stuff there.

[rock]

2. How many votes did you get, Junior?

[underpants]

4. Oooooooooh ouch classic

:thumbsup:

[skip fox]

3. W. is "thinking": "Hot damn! I think I'm wearing him down, as

they say in the Junior Saleman's Manual. Got him listening to my ideas
about the fantastic and popular rest stop we can have on the ol' Famous
Roadmap to Peace. I think he's ready for the 'clincher,' which is another
highly technical term: since I know how much these old fat guys like
to take a dump, that we'll have super-wide toilets with soft seats and
music piped in. I can almost feel that ol' Nobel Prize around my neck
right now!"

[Fenris]

5. W. is "sprechin'":

"Hey, Sharon, look at my fingernails. You people are good with money, right? Tell me, I paid some Asiatic lady 50 buckaroos for this Freedom Manicure - did I pay too much? Should I have tried to je...oh, wait, the cameras are on. Should I have tried to "Jewish-American" them down to $40? Is that the right term? I don't know with you people. You seem really sensitive about that stuff."

[MisterP]

6. The old "mime in a box routine";

consistency is the hobgoblin of little mimes...

[Drifter]

7. Spirits ... COME OUT!!!!

(ala Earnest Angely)

Cheers
Drifter

[AnnabelLee]

8. Behold...

my new garden gnome.:shrug:

[cosmicdot]

9. W: Some people would say that having me and you in charge

is like having the fox guarding the hen house (laughter) ... tricks up if anyone figures out that Perle and Wolfowitz and you planned the whole thing (laughter and applause) ... no, seriously, Ariel, look, I've had Abbas here, you, and the Saudis ... what if we could get ya'll all together ... a road map comes to mind ...

[myomy]

10. Sharon,“ I wish this idiot would stop spitting on me”

..

[regularguy]

11. Today's work toward the destruction of the World as you know it..

is brought to you by the number 5!

[GOPisEvil]

12. Sharon: "Oh, I'm not well...here comes lunch. Does he ever shower?"

[AntiCoup2K4]

13. After a long morning of watching the 700 Club.......

SHARON: (reaching for his hankie) Excuze me George, I think I'm about to sneeze.....

JUNIOR: Hey, did you know that when people sneeze, the Devil can get into your sinuses and posess your soul? That's where the whole "God Bless You" thing came from. Maybe I better cast Satan out of you just to be on the safe side.... Let's see, now I just watched Pat do this on TV... How did he have his hands.... nah, that's the star trek thing... maybe like this.....

[Not a robought]

14. Bush:

"For my next trick, I will make peace between the Israelis and Palestinians. As you can see, nothing up my sleeve..."

Sharon: "God it's always chilli and chicken fried steak for lunch when I come here, I'm going to be sick."

[skip fox]

15. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[notadmblnd]

16. With this man and with this hand

God has given me the power to rule the Middle East

[blondeatlast]

17. Push the Palies back

Push em back
Waaaaaayyyyyyy back!

Sharon, Sharon,
He's our man!
Let's give Sharon
his great big hand
(up my butt!)

[Cheswick2.0]

18. Bush "and this is how I reach for bananas"

Sharon "Bananas! Oye"

[cosmicdot]

19. W tries to silence the reporters as Sharon mumbles:

"I'm a little verklempt! Talk amongst yourselves..I'll give you a topic: Road Map, it's not a road, nor a map...discuss!"

Here's another: "did Truman drop the atomic bomb to defeat the Japanese or to scare the Russians? Discuss."

[skip fox]

20. W. is saying: "But it doesn't make any sense, to have this wall

right in the middle of the raodmap. I'd say the road could go around, but with the Super Rest Stop there's not enough room on the page. Besides, I thought you already had a wall, where you're always crying and stuff. So what do you need another one for? Or maybe we could just build a tunnel under the wall . . . and put a mall down there or something. . . . Geez. Always complications!"

[cosmicdot]

21. In a rare showing of humor ... W imitates Robin Williams ...

... building a wall, eh, sparky ... have you ever heard of Jericho? Does the name Joshua ring any bells? Locks on doors only help keep honest people out ... you don't know any lambs who know how to blow ram horns do ya, sparky ... Mr. Sharon, put up that wall!! ...

[skip fox]

22. Welcome GD Duers to the Lounge. While

you're here, why not try your hand at a CAPTION?

You'll feel better AND look better. Try beating that!.

[drdigi420]

23. Look at this!

It's my first girlfriend!

[liberalpress]

24. Ain't to proud to beg...

..sweet darlin'... Dang! I's make a great Tempt.. Timpt.. Teptationable!

[southpaw]

25. W: Seig Heil! Seig Heil!

Sharon: Holy fuck... the little prick has finally lost it!

[peterh]

26. Damn Sharon…when you sneeze…you don’t hold back…

Will you get a load of that one on the back of my hand