What should I do to Miss_american_pie?

[yvr girl]

She keeps flirting with all MY flirts...and they flirt back. :grr:

[Dangerously Amused]

1. :D

:rofl:

[yvr girl]

9. Is that Gene Kelly in your avatar?

Go ahead. Laugh at my pain.

[Dangerously Amused]

42. Yes. Gene Kelly... my first true love.

:bounce:



I laugh because we share the same pain.


:7

[yvr girl]

45. I think he was sexy

I'd dance with him.

[Dangerously Amused]

48. Incredibly sexy. The ultimate man.

I'd... uh... "dance" with him too.



:7

[yvr girl]

49. Can't get anything past you

:D

[WCGreen]

56. Locking......

Sex Thread....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

82. Oh, it's Gene Kelly?

I always thought it was some generic guy. :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

83. "Generic guy"? Oh puh-leeease!

My man Gene is nowhere close to generic.


Oh wait. I get it. You're just jealous. That's it. Yup, you're jealous 'cuz Gene's dancin' butt never knocked over a table lamp.


:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

84. That's 'cause I got SKILLS.

Who needs that "grace" and "athleticism" crap when you can destroy a whole room with your posterior? :D

[billyskank]

2. Oooops

:blush:

[yvr girl]

4. You better bring flowers

Two timer.

[billyskank]

8. They might get crushed in the overhead compartment

What with everybody stuffing great big suitcases in there like they always do. :eyes:

I will definitely buy you flowers though.

[yvr girl]

10. You could hold them gently on your lap...

for 9 hours

[miss_american_pie]

3. You know one of them

is going to come along and suggest mud wrestling.

[yvr girl]

5. The really naughty one

isn't online at the moment. (I think.)

[Dangerously Amused]

43. WRONG!!!

Here I am!


Ah ha ha ha haaaaaa!



:7

[GOPisEvil]

7. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em...

:yoiks:
:hide:

[miss_american_pie]

11. Beat them?

Just what are you suggesting?

[GOPisEvil]

14. ...

Crap...I can't think of any good double entendres.

:(

[yvr girl]

16. There you go again

:spank:

[miss_american_pie]

22. I'm so misunderstood

GOPisEvil responded to me. I couldn't ignore him. He should get spanked.

[yvr girl]

25. And AGAIN

You KNOW he loves being spanked.

[GOPisEvil]

26. Throwing me under the bus are ye?

:P

[miss_american_pie]

27. I could throw you under

something else, if you prefer...

[GOPisEvil]

31. Oh my...

:o

Edited to add: think angelic...O8)

[yvr girl]

32. THAT'S IT

*pulls hair* *slaps*

You...you...HUSSY!

[miss_american_pie]

33. Oh yeah?

[yvr girl]

36. Whatever

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

76. !

:spray: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

6. Nothing.

It's called Karma. :P

[yvr girl]

12. Why did I just know I wouldn't get any sympathy from you

And you call yourself a Rev!

[RevCheesehead]

13. Just a little RetroSpective....

:cry:

[yvr girl]

15. It seems he's quite fickle

Too many women...too much charm.

[RevCheesehead]

17. Nah, he's just a prisoner of love....

recently released on parole.

[yvr girl]

19. I think he's a juggler

Trying to see how many balls he can keep in the air.

[RetroLounge]

79. My balls are all where they should be...

:D

RL

[RetroLounge]

78. Zero women at the moment...

Not fickle, just overbooked.

Just cut the number to zero and will be hiding in my apartment for a ferw weeks alone to heal.

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

81. What happened?

:hug:

[RetroLounge]

80. Just a little RetroSpective

:loveya:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

85. I never should use the word "little" when describing you.

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

86. ...

:blush:

RL

[khashka]

18. Well, I'm feuding with her

So I'm thinking the nuclear option might be a good idea.


Khash.

[miss_american_pie]

20. Hey you

And where are the Saturday lyrics?

:hide:

[khashka]

24. Hey girl!

Saturday lyrics are coming up.

But you're mocking me again, right? I have friends... so be afraid, be very afraid....

Khash.

[miss_american_pie]

28. Of those friends who deserted you?

;)

[khashka]

77. They came back

Still love me but I can't convince them I should be in charge. I guess fascist dictator isn't most people's idea of "friend".

So by losing... I might be winning


Khash.

[yvr girl]

21. Do I look like Iran

I don't have any Nukes!

[khashka]

38. Oh that's right.... you're Canadian

So your arsenal consists of:

1. Health care
2. Odd Accents
3. Some good TV
4. A facility for sarcasm

Good weapons, but Miss American Pie is a formidable opponent.

Khash.

[billyskank]

23. Even the google ads are accusing me

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:cry:

[yvr girl]

29. I'm not sure I'm speaking to you

so there.

[billyskank]

35. Nooooooooooo

:o

[yvr girl]

37. Is that the best you got?

Woo me.

[billyskank]

39. Yivver please forgive me

I am a reprobate unworthy of your affections. There is no reason why you should forgive me. I humbly submit myself at your feet.

With an enormous bar of chocolate and a tub of Haagen-Dasz. ;)

[yvr girl]

41. European chocolate....mmm

Have you ever had American chocolate? It's ghastly.

[billyskank]

46. No, I haven't

Check: bring chocolate over for yivver. Do you prefer the proper dark stuff or the sweet milky variety? Or a specific favourite brand?

[yvr girl]

47. most definitely dark chocolate

I think I love you.

[miss_american_pie]

30. Maybe I should turn them back on

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

34. Billy!

You don't need any assistance - you're perfect just the way you are! :loveya:

[Ptah]

40. Did either of you ever write a book?

:shrug:

[miss_american_pie]

44. No

But I was on the cover of one once. :hi:

[kiraboo]

50. I think BOTH YOU LADIES should defer to my

AGE, WISDOM and - er - mature - BEAUTY.

Step aside!

[yvr girl]

51. I think not

back off.

[kiraboo]

52. Make me, prettygirl.

BTW, I'm Canadian too! Howdy :hi:

[yvr girl]

53. Well you must be OK then

I'll get my cousin Guido to deal with you.

[miss_american_pie]

54. Hell no

I've got youth and stamina on my side. :P

[kiraboo]

55. And I've got......

???

[miss_american_pie]

58. Shall we wager

on who can flirt longer?

[kiraboo]

68. Oh my dear girl.

I've been beaten down lately. But give me a couple more months and I will no doubt give you a run for your money! Sigh. As a matter of fact I'm going to head out tonight. Not dead yet.

[miss_american_pie]

69. Oh good

You deserve a night out. What do you have planned?

[kiraboo]

72. Just a local club. I have a male friend I go out with

occasionally. He claims to be my "guard dog" although I think he's a little too good at his job! It's okay. I'm not ready to replace Mike, but I'm totally ready to have some fun :)

[Guava Jelly]

57. Miss_american_pie flirt

no thats hogwash.. :)

[miss_american_pie]

59. Finally

someone's defending my honor. :loveya:

[billyskank]

60. If I did yivver might view it as firting

and I think I am grounded. ;)

[miss_american_pie]

62. She views everything as flirting

You and I were having a lovely chat about dinner. :pout:

[billyskank]

63. I believe they call it projection

:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

66. You are so smart

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

61. miss_american_pie is a saintly woman

and wouldn't flirt w /anyone.
How ya doing good looken

[miss_american_pie]

65. Much better

now that you're here.

[hfojvt]

64. have I seen her picture?

Was she the girl sitting on the car?
Is there any possible way she could compete with you?
Is it possible that while the queen was looking down the jester stole her thorny crown?
Of course, I am probably not on that list of your flirts.

[Guava Jelly]

67. Mrs american pies picture?

She rarely blesses us with her beauty.
I think she rations us..you know to much of a good thing

[Deja Q]

70. Well, don't sing her THAT song!

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But february made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.

I started singin’,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the jester sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the king was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while lennon read a book of marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.

We were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
The players tried for a forward pass,
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

We started singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Jack flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I’d heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.

And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.

And they were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

They were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."

[miss_american_pie]

71. Et tu, Hypno?

:cry:

[Deja Q]

75. It's a sad song.

For her to do that, I thought, would really pour in the salt. :cry:

I was not trying to make you cry! :hug: :hug:

[GirlinContempt]

73. Get used to it.

[Deja Q]

74. OUCH!!!!

:wow:

:applause:

:(

Ambivalence...