Don't know what happened to the WMD? Well we know where the CAPTIONS are

[underpants]

[Itascapark]

1. "You know, what the hell do they want?

"Their jobs back?"

[Fenris]

2. Uncle Dick is saying:

"Swear to god, Colin, back in Wyoming there was only one of your kind in town and man, she had huge...goddamn cameras...we'll finish this later."

[shirlden]

3. Cheney says

"Wow, Colin, that lie was this big and I think they bought it"!!

[AverageJoe]

4. Gimme a hug

you wonderful, snuggly lying stack of shit!

[rock]

5. Good one, Colin. Starch, you say, not under-arm deoderant?

[cosmicdot]

6. Colin snickers to Dick's: think about all the people who think

... you are one of the good guys ... what a hoot ... almost as good as people thinking you were actually born in the United States ... don't worry, we got the birth certificate fixed ... no one will ever know your mother gave birth on the tarmac ... before take-off ...

[peterh]

7. I’m tellin’ ya Colin…

If ya want my job next year…yer gonna have yer hands full with that little twit up there.

[Gingersnap]

12. good one LOL (n/t)

[myomy]

8. Hell, the dumb Americans don’t even give a rat’s ass.

.

[regularguy]

9. "I don't have any materials. I'm drunk as shit. Why the f--k am I

even going to this meeting"?

[Not a robought]

10. Dick:

"I've had my hands up so many puppet's asses, I'm not sure anymore which one to shake you with."

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. Hey Colin, ya think we could bury some fake weapons this big...

...somewhere around Tikrit without the world media noticing?

[skip fox]

13. Cheney is saying, "So I told him, 'Listen, Numbnuts, I KNOW you

wish we'd find the WMD, but you can take a dump in your right hand and put all your wishes in your left and then see which is heavier.' Shit. He got this distracted look on his face and said he had to go to the bathroom. Hell, Colin, I don't even want to know what he was up to, but I know one thing . . . Hell, I ain't going to be shaking his hand any time soon. Geez, the freakin' idiot."

[underpants]

14. Dick:"What is this Powell Doctrine you speak of"

:think:

[skip fox]

15. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[Darth_Ole]

16. CAPTION

"Hey, Colin. On second thought, I did used to know a black person. Back in the country club in Wyoming. He carried the trays."