I forgot my key card at home.

[Magrittes Pipe]

So now I have to walk around work all day wearing the official "I'm an Idiot" temporary ID badge. :eyes:

[progmom]

1. awwww.

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. It feels so good to be patronized.

:hug::loveya:

[progmom]

11. our stickers are red

and say "very important colleague"

very important??? how about really dumb, forgetful colleague. x(
(i have 4 such stickers stuck to the bookcase behind me, fwiw)

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. At least you have a key card.

Some of us have to enter the building through the warehouse entrance, dodging runaway forklifts.


:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. You should tell the f-lift drivers "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Then if they come close to you again, you should tear your shirt off and turn green.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. See what happens when you make fun of me and Conor?

Karma, motherfucker. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Bright Eyes stole my key card.

What a dick.

And his music sucks, too.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Now now...

You're not going to get your key card back with an attitude like that.

[dolo amber]

4. You did it wrong

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. You neglected to remind me.

Some wife you are. :eyes:

[eyesroll]

10. Do you get an "occurrence?"

That seems to be the new corporate-speak word for "it's going on your permanent record."

You get a fraction of an "occurrence" if you're late.
You might get two "occurrences" if you tell off a customer.
Get too many and you're fired.

It makes little sense from a language standpoint.

[XNASA]

12. It's only official if you wear it clipped to your shirt collar.

Otherwise, it's not.

[Blue-Jay]

13. Why don't you just keep it in your wallet?

dumbass.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I must display it at all times while in the building.

It is attached via lanyard to a clip that goes on my belt loop. :thumbsup:



On edit: :thumbsdown:

:(