Best. Online. Game. Ever!!!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

Okay, so I owe this one to texas1928, who originally posted it back in mid-December. Many of you saw it and may remember it, but I found the old thread (Funny little game, I killed the bartender twice with my concoctions...) while perusing my bookmarks and thought it deserved to be brought up again.

The link to the game is Here.

This is a game where you're supposed to use the ingredients given to you in the bar to create "The Right Mix," as the title suggests. The "better" your drink is, the higher your score will be. The bartender ("Miguel") is gunning for a Cosmopolitan, which is *fairly* easy to create. The real fun, however, lies in seeing what horrid concoctions you can create. "Miguel"'s reactions are so amusing--he does everything from fall on bended knee before you to die right before your eyes--that it is much more worthwhile to mess around with the liquor and see if you can make him vomit, etc. :D

Have fun, and post what happens!

:rofl::rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. NB: A pure glass of Sambuca does not make him happy.

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

2. He likes ice, it seems

It's my fault his mouth is angry with his head. :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. I love that!

:rofl:

[texas1928]

20. A glass of ice...

Kills him.

[progmom]

3. i had forgotten how addictive that is!

:thumbsup:

mon dieu, he likes my cosmo!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. I tried a cosmo.

Didna work so well.

:evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. He liked my cosmo!!

I scored a 7445...now I must make him pay :evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. A glass of pure anything is death to him.

:evilgrin:

[azmouse]

5. I killed him with a 50/50 martini!

:rofl:

[Bombero1956]

6. 7575

and he played the air guitar.

[azmouse]

7. What drink did you mix?

That's a good score.
The best I could get was 4500 for a gin and tonic.

[Bombero1956]

16. I looked at the glass as I poured

best guess for the rest and after shaking I garnished with lemon.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. Did he keel over, or commit suicide?

:D

:rofl:

[Droopy]

8. 25% orange juice and 75% vodka made him hurl.

That's pretty funny.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

13. I had him hurl once with pure OJ.

His reactions seem pretty arbitrary.

;)

[JVS]

33. Pure vodka didn't make him hurl for me. Champagne made him spit fire

[bigwillq]

14. This game is great!

I put all kinds of shit in mine and the bartender spit out fire!! :bounce:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. That's the best kind of drink.

:thumbsup:

:D

[tinfoilinfor2005]

15. My cosmo did well,

but then I got experimental with the shelf booze and I made him breathe fire and finally killed him. Was not however able to make him puke. Oh well. Cute game!

[Random_Australian]

17. HE EXPODED! Left a charred outline on the wall!

[Random_Australian]

18. Keeled over.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

24. Yeah, if you shake the drink too long, that happens.

:D

[texas1928]

19. Half Absinthe and half Creme de Menthe...

Kills him.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. Half absinthe and half passion fruit....

has the same result.

:rofl:

[realisticphish]

41. pure absinthe

does it too

[In_The_Wind]

21. poor guy didn't like my cosmopolitan

too much lime - my score was 3756

[WritingIsMyReligion]

27. Reduce the lime and aim higher.

:P :P

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

29. now he's complaining ~ I need to add more vodka

5306

[bigwillq]

22. This bartender is a wuss.

You can't handle his alcohol.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

28. A full glass of ice makes him spit fire sometimes.

Wuss.

:eyes:

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. A shot of pure gin makes him drop a 16-ton weight on himself.

:shrug:

It was only a LITTLE gin....

:evilgrin:

[Scooter24]

30. My cosmo got a 7819...

I knew those bartending lessons would pay off! :D

His comment "YOU ROCK DUDE! And that's one wailin' Cosmopolitan!"

[sakabatou]

31. I choked hom to death on pure ice

8145 with my Cosmo

6 counts Vodka
4 counts Cran juice
2 counts Tripple sec
1 ice
lemon to garnish

[kay1864]

39. 9040 with my version of your Cosmo

Topped it off with vodka (he likes vodka)--I got the heavenly light, and bartender holding the garnished glass aloft with reverence. Woo-hoo!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Apparently, I make one wailin' cosmo.

Just like in real life.

[Ladyhawk]

34. I blew up the bar.

:wow:

[TimeChaser]

36. What did you give him?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

45. Shake too long and it'll do that.

:P

[Blue_Tires]

35. fun

[Random_Australian]

37. FIRE BREATHING! He just went dragon style!

[Random_Australian]

38. 8659! I thought I killed him, then holy light appeared!

[ps1074]

40. 7018 is my best score

YOU ROCK DUDE! And that's one wailin' Cosmopolitan!

[azmouse]

42. He played air guitar over my Cosmopolitan!

:woohoo:

Scored 7551

[anarch]

43. I like how, when you add lemon, he appears to put an entire lemon

into the cocktail glass. I'm gonna try that one IRL....

[anarch]

44. hahahaha...4 entire lemons, and nothing else: -195

and a 16 ton weight dropped on himself. :D