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Fri Jun-09-06 01:43 AM
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Pictures of my parents nekkid in the shower. |
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Sorry Ladyhawk, I cannot help myself!
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Fri Jun-09-06 01:49 AM
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C'mon.....let's see 'em!
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KitchenWitch
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:01 AM
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4. Really? I am not sure I want to see 'em! |
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Fri Jun-09-06 01:51 AM
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2. What the hell is WRONG with me, that I clicked this thread? |
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:00 AM
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I am a shameless witch!
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:25 AM
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10. Reminds me of when I had listened to Patton Oswalt for 48 hours straight.. |
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Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 02:26 AM by dicksteele
And I posted a Lounge thread to share my love of his awesome comedic brilliance.
It was titled: "The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic", after one of the intro lines from his stand-up routine.
And I was certainly NOT surprised that the thread got LOCKED, but my mind just BOGGLED at the one DUer who responded: "This is just unpleasant. I don't come here to see things like this".
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If they "didn't come here to see things like that", Then why, WHY, oh WHY, my dear sweet LORD, in the name of all which is SANE and RATIONAL... WHY did they click on a thread with a title like that?
In all of human history, has there EVER been a thread title which made it any clearer that clicking it would NOT lead to pictures of kittens?
*sigh* People make NO sense to me sometimes. All I can say is "Shove them up there again , Dennehy- this time I'll just solve the RED sides!"
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:28 AM
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11. I know exactly what you mean |
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Although I have often found myself guilty of clicking on thread that I knew I would find displeasure with because I am terminally nosy!
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I just laughed at your above post until the tears formed in my eyes.
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:50 AM
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15. So, you know the Oswalt routine I referred to... |
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...or are you just familiar with human nature?
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Fri Jun-09-06 03:00 AM
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and I remember the thread!
I did click on it too!
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:54 AM
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16. "The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic" |
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wow. Dare I say, Lovecraftian?
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Fri Jun-09-06 03:43 AM
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18. Patton was riffing on a Hollywood Producer's Autobiography... |
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Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 03:54 AM by dicksteele
A man so utterly steeped in Hollywood that his offhand anecdotes of utter DEPRAVITY seemed as ordinary to him as a trip to the dry cleaner.
I don't remember it verbatim, but it was kinda like:
Picture an elderly, mildly befuddled SATAN reclining on a chaise lounge in a velvet smoking jacket, swirling his martini as he rambles aimlessly about his career to the guy with the tape recorder:
"Blah, blah...You know, that Loretta Swit had a bush you could hide a VCR in...blah, blah..." "blah, blah...the human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic. I remember hanging out with Brian Dennehy one time..."
"Brian had JUUUST worked the third 'Rubix Cube' up my ass, when a heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippey sudenly burst into the room and punched me in the stomach..."
"Those cubes shot out of my colon like bullets, and DAMN if they weren't all solved!"
So I yelled, "run 'em up there again, Dennehy, this time I'll just do the RED sides!" Hey, that thing's not still on, is it? What was I talking about? Oh yeah...You know, Gil Gerard was a guy who just LIVED for the three "F"s- Food, Fun, and Fisting....blah blah..."
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:15 AM
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9. yeah, my thoughts exactly! |
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:09 AM
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5. I love the smell of KitchenWitch threads in the morning |
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:13 AM
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:15 AM
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8. what saddens me is I actually clicked on this thread |
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I paused... fought it for a few seconds and just thought: "Why the fuck not?" :)
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:29 AM
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My work is done here!
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Fri Jun-09-06 02:42 AM
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13. Where's the picture?.... |
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