PurgedVoter
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Fri Jun-09-06 08:20 AM
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I blame the Republicans for the loss of my arm. |
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It happened the morning after an incredible drinking binge that I don't even want to remember.
I woke up, looked over, and saw Ann Coulter.:shrug:
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bryant69
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Fri Jun-09-06 08:22 AM
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You're lucky, actually. Bryant Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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Fri Jun-09-06 08:27 AM
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2. `Sharp sticks in the eyes and ears |
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might've saved your arm, or leaving your teeth in their glass...
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Wetzelbill
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Fri Jun-09-06 08:30 AM
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3. you might want to cut something else off too |
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it'll be mercy killing, trust me. :rofl:
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zbdent
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Fri Jun-09-06 10:40 AM
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4. how long did it take for you to gnaw it off? |
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I pity animals that have to do that when caught in a deathtrap . . .
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zbdent
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Fri Jun-09-06 10:41 AM
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5. Also, have your body checked for |
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every known type of STD and venereal diseases . . . oh, and check for bite marks on the neck . . . usually two small puncture wounds over the jugular . . .
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Beware the Beast Man
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Fri Jun-09-06 10:56 AM
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6. And that is why you never vote Republican... |
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