URGENT!

[LiberalBushFan]

I need a Howard Dean parody speech! Give it your best!

[goobergunch]

1. Why? (n/t)

[moof]

2. Welcome to DU, foktarded

n/t

[Name removed]

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[Jim Sagle]

4. I suspect he came up empty there.

;-)

[Duncan Grant]

5. Mindreader.

Blue-Jay, you are becoming one of my personal favorites around here. ;)

[Blue-Jay]

9. Will you still love me after I've been warned?

Aaahahahahahaha!

I'm such a rebel.

[Duncan Grant]

10. Don't ever change!

:* Ha!

[Blue-Jay]

12. Snootchie Bootchies!

;)

[LiberalBushFan]

6. cmon, i like dean, but i need to do a skit in front of lots of people

it's all in good fun, unfortunately I only have 10 minutes to write it and will probably be embarrassed
here's what i got so far:
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!! I KNOW HOW TO CHANGE AMERICA!! HERE’S WHY!! WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT FIRST THING I WILL DO IS, I WILL GO TO CONGRESS AND. … UM… BUSH IS A BASTARD WHO SHOULD DIE!! SECOND THING I WILL DO IS… UHH YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!! YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!
I HAVE ALL THE QUALIFICATIONS!! I WAS GOVERNER FOR 8 YEARS. LAST YEAR I WAS PRESIDENT OF AFRICAN AMERICANS FOR HOWARD DEAN!!!

[Duncan Grant]

8. Parody all the great success Dean has had...

it'll be funnier. Avoid the negative if you're speaking to Dean supporters...they are in no mood to hear it right now.

[Duncan Grant]

7. Welcome to DU, foktarded.

The essence of every great speech is to 'know' the audience. I'm sure if you could say more about who you're preparing the speech for many DUer's could help you with a smart and funny parody.

However, pResident * is a much easier project for a parody speech. Man oh man, that would be like shooting fish in a barrel. :hi:

[Duncan Grant]

11. Well, how'd it go foktarded?

Do Dean parodies go over well? or would "Scurrilous George" play better?

I suppose the world may never know...oh well. Life is cruel. :shrug:

[LiberalBushFan]

13. It wasn't 100% embarrassing

enough people laughed for me to not to look like a total idiot. I'd have rather done a Bush parody but I don't look enough like Bush (thank God). Anyhow everyone here already hates Bush and has heard all possible parodies of him.

[Duncan Grant]

14. Good for you!

Sorry we all couldn't be of more help, 10 minutes is cutting it awfully close.

Welcome to DU, foktarded. Excuse me, I have to keep an appointment with a plate of crow. ;)